LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
*now where did I leave the gun oil?...
Santa, the gun oil is in the bedroom closet, in the box on the floor that contains the dildo collection and other toys. And I've been very, very naughty this year.
Now who's being naughty, Santa???
Ohhh I like Santa's eggplant!Thank goodness I don't have a chimney. XOXO
I am shocked, Mistress, SHOCKED! Hahahahaha!
I don’t know where you find these things! By the way, no chimney at my house...
You're going to get coal in your stocking. Unless Santa is a hot South American.
Try Imam Byaldi
Such a naughty Santa! I love a bad boy.Love,Janie
I luv bein’ naughty for Santa among others :)-CA jock
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
Santa, the gun oil is in the bedroom closet, in the box on the floor that contains the dildo collection and other toys. And I've been very, very naughty this year.
ReplyDeleteNow who's being naughty, Santa???
ReplyDeleteOhhh I like Santa's eggplant!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I don't have a chimney.
XOXO
I am shocked, Mistress, SHOCKED! Hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI don’t know where you find these things! By the way, no chimney at my house...
ReplyDeleteYou're going to get coal in your stocking. Unless Santa is a hot South American.
ReplyDeleteTry Imam Byaldi
ReplyDeleteSuch a naughty Santa! I love a bad boy.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I luv bein’ naughty for Santa among others :)
ReplyDelete-CA jock