LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
*now where did I leave the gun oil?...
Santa, the gun oil is in the bedroom closet, in the box on the floor that contains the dildo collection and other toys. And I've been very, very naughty this year.
Now who's being naughty, Santa???
Ohhh I like Santa's eggplant!Thank goodness I don't have a chimney. XOXO
I am shocked, Mistress, SHOCKED! Hahahahaha!
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
Santa, the gun oil is in the bedroom closet, in the box on the floor that contains the dildo collection and other toys. And I've been very, very naughty this year.
ReplyDeleteNow who's being naughty, Santa???
ReplyDeleteOhhh I like Santa's eggplant!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I don't have a chimney.
XOXO
I am shocked, Mistress, SHOCKED! Hahahahaha!
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