Another weekend whizzed by and another Monday has arrived. The countdown has started for the next vacation. Will I make it??? Another busy weekend. We celebrated Harrisburg Parade this weekend, to a nice crowd. The parade and festival went off without a hitch and would you believe only two religious wingnuts were present? HA! It was a great day.... we had a great lunch and dinner, caught both Crystal Envy and local queens on the main stage, and Sam Star even did the Pride festival out of drag with our Betty Whitecastle. Can you say pocket gay? ADORABLE. I did not kidnap him!!! But Sam did put on a good show for the After Pride Party. And your Mistress was feeling no pain from the afternoon on. I even lost my shirt. A denim shirt with snap buttons, that I was told some queen unbuttoned and had to have it. Don't ask me, I don't remember a thing, except that I was topless and I was told my one friend and his boyfriend, took me back to the Capital Street Duo's, where I was staying for the night, to be undressed and tucked in, right after midnight. That is very early for me. I understand I was close to the scene from Breakfast at Tiffanys, where Holly yells TIMBER to Mag Wildwood, who goes straight over and is out cold.
Now I get to go to work to get us rest.
That watermelon pic is amazing!
ReplyDeleteSome wonderful cake there --- especially the beach one.
ReplyDeleteTalk about giving someone the shirt off your back! What a humanitarian. What a party.
ReplyDeleteMore like taking the shirt off one's back!!!!!
DeleteOh, the shirt 'got lost'? Sure, Jan.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Crystal Envy is HAWT out of drag. Would let him hit it any time. ANY TIME.
And beware of Pocket Gays, they are usually packing....
XOXO
I'm not sure. Sam is pretty loud and flamboyant and very gay. I'm not sure if there's even a penis down there. LOL
DeleteLove that watermelon pool -- I bet it's extra refreshing!
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Monday to you, too!
ReplyDeleteWhen did Big Bird transition? Love the watermelon pool..
ReplyDeleteWell Duchess, I think when Sesame Street got canceled from PBS Big Bird finally decided to make the decision! I hear Burt is considering a transition also. Soon to be known as Bernice and Ernie.
DeleteDeedles, I have the feeling the Mistress would swim better in a gin pool.
DeleteHa! Medusa! You need a t-shirt with that on, after all the "lost evenings" you've been having lately... Jx
ReplyDeleteAnd dear there wasn't even any absinthe poured this time!!!! I didn't even rise until about a quarter till 3:00 in the afternoon .
DeleteWouldn't that make a great t-shirt?
Maddie how much did you drink? I remember that scene well from Breakfast at Tiffany's. If you pulled a Timber that early that must have been ugly. And boy there's a lot of cakes in this post! I might add very fine cakes.
ReplyDeleteThat first picture is absolutely stunning. Perfect for this Monday. That boy with the yellow Speedo pulled , those some damn serious cakes !Also I think you and Sam Starr would make an adorable little couple.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you have to go back to work to get some rest that must have been one hell of a weekend. And if you don't remember anything what's to say those two friends that took you home didn't have their way with you and you don't remember? LMAO!
I love your mood boards.
ReplyDeleteCan I get you a slice of cake?!?
DeleteSo mnay cakes and it's just Monday ... should mean a fabulous week ahead!
ReplyDeleteGreat pics, hot gifs, watermelon and cakes. I don’t know how you continue to do what you do. And now you have to buy a new shirt.
ReplyDeleteThanks heavens I have three other denim shirts.
DeleteI have 2 if you’re ever in need. Do you not always have extra clothes on hand in case you lose something along the way?
DeleteThat is literally a watermelon!
ReplyDeleteLuv me some cocktails and man cakes :)
ReplyDeleteThat’s the way to strip, remove the bikini bottoms slowly to increase the excitement 11, then let the clients fondle some fine jock ass 8 :)
As it was in my days as a stripper.
-CA jock
I bet you got some great stories!!!! If I ever come out that way, drinks on me to hear them.
DeleteThe art fashion illustrations of Rene Gruau? Like your side bar?
ReplyDeleteSome great conversations pictures in this batch. From plump cakes to a lovely table setting! And that book Colors of Peru looks like a book I'd enjoy. How great is that last outfit?!?
Was it the first time, you ever came home missing an item of clothing? Talk about a book to be written, all the clothes along the way.
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