The Mistress strongly endorses these products for several reasons or other.....
We now return you back to your regularly scheduled Sunday.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
and if any of you find yourself at the casa, and the mistress goes to the bedroom to retrieve redi whip.....beware.
ReplyDeleteMust you give all my secrets out?
DeleteLet me guess? All things found is the Mistress's boudoir?
ReplyDeleteHave you been snooping? I'm a good multi tasker, what can I say.
Deleteit wouldn't be thanksgiving without these items either at the table or in the boudoir!
ReplyDeleteApparently some have a double use!
Deletethe reddi-whip fer sure! :)
DeleteYou two ladies evidently haven't seen his party tricks yet with Reddi Whip.
Deleteoh do tell! :-0
DeleteDon't the three of you make me get the baster out!
DeleteI have used Bells Seasoning for years!!!!! On another note, can't wait to see the comments this blog gets....
ReplyDeleteThat's right Agnes, encourage them.
DeleteI have seen your jewels. There is nothing squeezing through a dime sized opening.
ReplyDeleteoh do tell! :-0
DeleteI think the Campbell's ad sums this up the best.....To make him taste his best!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDear, its how I season all my men. It's all in the preparation.
DeleteI can't think of a better way to get the honest to goodness homemade taste.
ReplyDeleteMe either. I always use good old fashioned TLC.
DeleteAnd all these things are used in two rooms your best in. Coincidence?
ReplyDeleteTrue. And my egg beater comes in handy in both too.
DeleteSo these are the resources keeping you in a lap of luxury.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention all the kick back from the foundations industry.
DeleteGin, Man Mate, Reddi Wip, and condoms? Sounds like my kind of weekend.
ReplyDeleteShould I pencil you in for Wednesday?
DeleteThe man mates would have to have revolutionary technology to support your man kibbles and bits! But the soup is worrying me.
ReplyDeleteReddi Whip......fun in and out of bed!
ReplyDeleteI always use Bells Seasoning on all my birds.
ReplyDeleteYou just don't strike me as the type to wear briefs that go for $3.99 a pair.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling that Thanksgiving at your house, would be much less stressful, than Thanksgiving at my parent's house. I think Gin pairs well with turkey.
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