So one day I was reading Deb's blog, She Who Seeks, and she had a cute post that I enjoyed, and then the ever dainty Anne Marie followed suit...and I just couldn't resist to do it too. I though it was a genius way to reveal some of yourself in a fun way. The post in question was what do you carry in your handbag? Or in my case man purse!!! I prefer messenger bag myself. On a daily basis when going to work, or if I'll be out and about on the town with friends or guest, and won't be home for some time, I ALWAYS take my messenger bag. There are just certain things I must have with me at all times and at my finger tips. And I bet you'll be surprised to see how few things I carry. But, probably more high maintenance then say my straight male counter part. And don't even get me started on what a carry in a drag bag....we'd be here all night! But why not carry these items in your pockets Mistress? Have you seen how tight my jeans are? I dare you to even fit a quarter in those pockets!!!! I like my bottoms snug, not loose because of my lean frame.
I carry just a basic black messenger with two compartments. Let's take a gander at what I have on a daily basis.....
I divided it into categories....first up are my three absolute necessities....
Sunglasses, wallet and car, abode, and mail keys. Even though my houseboys usually greet me at the door, and driver will usually chauffeur me to work.
The next group is my toilettes essentials....
I always carry cologne samples for a quick smell good. Mints, for fresh breath...one never knows when a man might slope in for a kiss! Lip balm for the same reason. Lip balm also aids in the impromptu , huh, well, huh....oral tests. Advil...for those hangovers, Wet Wipes. Why yes! If there is one thing I can't stand... it is feeling un-fresh. I'm not saying I have to be Lily of the Valley fresh, but I want a clean feel damn it! They are also good for freshening "things" up when it's hot out. And of course facial tissue.
Up next..my tech shit.
We have here my I pod shuffle and ear buds, a Swiss Army knife in case I can't get a cap off a liquor bottle, a beer bottle, or assistances in tapping a cap off a champagne bottle... file my nails, stab someone who won't get off there cell phone, in case I have to screw something loose, clip some flowers,pick a lock, oh, there are multiple uses for this gadget. My cell phone, and a battery changer for my phone in case a need a quick charge. And of course my digital camera, but I was using that to take pictures silly.
My cellphone lit up so you can see my screen saver of my next husband... Willie Gomez!
Next up is my social must haves...
Case of Cigars....in case I want one while at happy hour, and of course my black book!!!! How else do you expect me to remember all my men?!?!?!
But alas....in my other compartment darlings, it is ALWAYS happy hour...wherever I go...Karen Walker had nothing on me!!!!
After all, there is always time for a cock-a-tail!!!