LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
It's not the gin, I tell ya - it's the ice... Jx
LOL!!!! Well, you can do two things at once, but this what I was thinking.
I tell you, it's those garnishments soaking up all that wonderful booze. ;-)
I also advise never get on a treadmill with an overly large Labrador trying to *help*.
How about walking on your hands with your legs in the air? Acrobatics of that sort would be greeted with loud whoops in my neighbourhood.
The legs in the air isn't the hard part.......
I've had mornings like that .... hell, I've had weeks like that!
OUCH! I'm sure the boys bandaged you up, right?
I don't recommend cocktails and the Stairmaster either.
Please, I always take the escalator.
That is some serious exercise wear, do you ever dress down?
I think its better to multi task in the bedroom over the gym anyhow.
didn't we recently see a silicon valley dude die from just such an accident?
Yes, Norma.....and I sure hope he wasn't facebooking at the time of said slip......
Well, there are a lot of things a guy probably shouldn't do in heels...but there are some very rewarding ones, too!
That's settled it. I'll take the gin and someone else can take the treadmill!
I think you really need to cut back to 6 gins in one sitting.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!