Seems we forgot to take down the decorations at the pool...........
With it being 6 degrees out, the houseboys aren't budging........
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Any volunteers???
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
wut?
ReplyDelete(snuggles back under the electric blanket)
Just make sure tootes you plug it in the right outlet. I'd hate to see you get shocked!
DeleteSingle digits??? Your own your own for the pool, but that houseboy I can help out with!
ReplyDeleteYes!!!!!! Single digits. Unlike the many many many men you have slept with. Are you pass double digits yet? Ooh....silly me.......
DeleteWould there be hot toddys afterwards?
ReplyDeleteWell hot Toddys away right now, but how about a spiked beverage?
DeleteForget the pool, and that cigar. I have something much better for him orally.
ReplyDeleteWell....it better be better than a Certs!!!
DeleteAt this point darling, who will notice the pool?
ReplyDeleteYour right. I just hope he doesn't burn this joint down smoking in bed!!!! And then there's that lit cigar!!!!!
DeleteLose the cigar, there are better things to put in your mouth!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised the houseboys aren't still riding those reindeer!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised that pool isn't an outdoor skating rink in this weather.
ReplyDeleteI have something much better for him to smoke off of.
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