Thursday, July 10, 2014

HALLELUJAH AMSTERDAM

I must make apologies for not being around and visiting everybody yet. Between work, running at the lake, vacationing, and it being summer, I have the attention span about the size of a flea. I hate being indoors in the spring and summer, and could just happily live outdoors. But what a wild ride my trip to Amsterdam was!!!!!! Never been before and LOVED IT!!!! My kind of town indeed.The whole lifestyle there is more my speed and they enjoy life so much more. Good food and drink, the people beyond friendly, so much culture and beauty, and I was mistaken for a Dutch citizen by site, since my fathers side of the family hails from Holland. I can't even put into words how beautiful it was. I will have to do several post, there is just to much to share for one!!!! And who ever said in the comments when I left, this was like a pilgrimage for me- was right!!!!!
The Hotel-
Mistress Maddie #1 Fan and I arrived in Amsterdam and had transport to our hotel, and I was beyond very pleasantly surprised. During the Amsterdam trip, we had the privilege of staying at The Toren,a  boutique hotel in the town centre. It is named after the owner Eric Toren, who runs the hotel with his wife, Petra. This family-run hotel allows for unique luxury travel — a welcome change from the increasingly unpersonalised tourism industry. Upon entry, the Torens’ imaginative touches are immediately evident on the richly decorated interiors, decadent velvet walls and elegant furnishings. Their attention to detail in design is impressive — intimate yet spacious, luxurious yet tasteful. Mrs Toren remarked that the design is inspired by “what our guests want and our desire to convey Amsterdam’s sense of theatre, mystery and romance… so guests may be pampered in a different world.” As inviting and trendy as Amsterdam itself, The Toren is indeed, ‘designed to charm.’

The service is equally immaculate — Mr Toren personally oversees the list of incoming guests. When we arrived to our room, we were greeted by a bowl of chocolate and fresh strawberries, with a personal letter of welcome. The room came with double Jacuzzi for our double bubble baths!!!!!, a powerful shower, wifi, iPod dock, and a Nespresso machine.
Visitors be warned: it may be incredibly hard to leave your room and actually see the city! I hated to leave this beautiful hotel.
Most mornings......
Loved the way this mantle was treated.....

the bar.....

the tea room

I would swear, this place was decorated for your Mistress.

The Canals-

Undoubtedly, the canals and the bridges that cross them are breathtakingly beautiful and you'll want to snap tons of pictures, I only took like 68!!! As you walk along beside them, however, Amsterdam residents will tell you that the canals are much more than just a pretty sight. Our tour guide told us that the canals are an easy way to travel around the city. A municipal canal-bus system travels three different routes throughout the city, allowing locals an easy way to get to and from work and giving visitors the opportunity to travel from one attraction to the other on the water. The canals are also a thriving part of the tourist infrastructure of Amsterdam in that many locals operate tour boat businesses on the canals. It was one of my favorite things to see while there, from what I remember!!!


The whole city really sparkles at night....

The flowers-

If you know me you'll know I LOVE me some flowers and Amsterdam being the flower market of the world, well, I was ready to move like yesterday. These were just two of the "small" shops.... and couldn't believe how cheap they were.


Café vs Coffee House

It seemed every corner, street, canal, nook and cranny had something to offer your taste buds and senses. The food was incredible, but lets be honest, this was totally Patsy and Edina on this trip. The Cafes they have are to us coffeehouses, with your usual fare. The Coffee Houses were where one goes for the good stuff, and I ain't talking pastry!!!!!


At the legendary Grasshopper, on our first full day, I decided to go with the pre rolled, who wants to be bothered with rolling when one has had already 6 gin and tonics! I chose the Blue Berry which packed quite a punch. Later I was passed out for the next 15 hours. But I  digress. 


 A couple days later I tried something more mild, which was better. One our second night we met a lovely gay couple out, and they invited us to a house party one night. They adopted us the rest of the trip, and they took us to this place below. It was much more my speed. With beverages too!!!!!!!


The Red Light District-


From brothels, to sex shops and sex museums, the Red Light District leaves nothing to the imagination. It most likely is where you'll see men and women in the windows of all nationalities selling their wares!!!!! We even saw nameless acts in bushes and a few side streets, but over the years a crack down has tamed the area just a bit. While in some dance clubs we went to, and just walking in sex shops and the street, the Mistress was propositioned 14 times to see if I wanted my cock sucked!!!!! I won't lie, with my insatiable side, I was no angel!  Hell, if you want dirt, MM#1 and I engaged in a Menage a trois, plus one- twice!!!!!!!!!! I said that cute couple adopted us!!!!!!! I must say, the Dutch men are ever so handsome!!!! And they seemed to like my Dutch asset too!!!!! We also saw some very friendly go-go boys in another bar. I never saw so many verticals lines in front of my face before!!!!!!!!


One of the nightclubs we went too......

I love to dance to really good club music, so it was a blast hearing decent underground music and not remixed top 40 crap!!! Most nightclubs were packed, and most with a very strict dress code, but at the above, I think I may have even danced in just sport briefs there, but who can recall???? The next morning me and MM#1 Fan ended up in our room on top of each other naked. Again.....who knows? But some how, some where I had a ring on, and I didn't buy it and don't own one, then.

Other sites-

A site we saw more than once was the Heineken Beer Cart, which gets delivered by two HUGE Clydesdale horses to various bars. Shame it wasn't gin. but how cool to see.


This made me chuckle, and grasp a donut to sit on......For the size queen in me. You know I like them big and hard as marble.........


Now stayed tuned y'all there is more to come of this trip, I figured we would get the dirt out first. Now excuse me while I go check the pregnancy test...........

54 comments:

  1. I've been waiting patiently for a recap of your trip... it was well worth the wait. What stunning pics... looks like a trip of a lifetime. Can't wait to see the rest.

    Glad to have you back!!!

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  2. Oh My God!!!!! This was really a Patsy and Edina vacation.!!!!!!! And it looks so heavenly............Have you recovered yet dear?

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    1. I don't think recovery is in the plan till at least September.

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    2. I don't see recovery for some time yet either.

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  3. WECLOME BACK! Seems like forever you left. This bring back such fond memories in and out of bed....... Looks like you guys had an amazing time! Now give your Pete some rest.

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    1. there is no rest for the weary around here.

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  4. Well it's about time!!!!!!! We FIANLLY get some dirt!!!!! Very nice, and no doubt your assets, from what we have seen, made some happy!!!! This trip looks just amazing. Can Mistress Maddie's #1 walk up right??? Mengie a trois plus ONE? DAMN....MORE!!!!! MORE!

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  5. Welcome back also!!!!!!!! What a lovely post of your recent travels, and love how you immerse yourself in the culture!!!! Williams and I were there many years ago. My favorite was the canals! They are such a great way to see the city. And the Toren is soooooooo chic!!!!! Thanks for taking us with you again.

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  6. WOW!!!!!!! I have been dying to hear the dirty details! I'm sure you two were very popular! My body, senses, and dick are worn out just from reading this!!!! Looks so amazing though, can't lie, so beautiful. Love the Clydesdales!!

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  7. AMAZING!!!!!!! IM so jealous. I have always wanted to see Amsterdam and its on my bucket list. The hotel is,stunning! You really are quite something. Thanks for sharing with us.

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  8. After reading this, I feel like I should go to confession!!! LOL! But that aside, it is all so gorgeous! You are so lucky to go see this. We so need to travel abroad sometime.

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    1. My priest seems to be tied up at the moment.

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  9. Does this ever looking like a decadent trip. Even though I could use a wet wipe. Beautiful city.

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    1. And when one gets engaged, doesn't the ring go on your finger?

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    2. the Mistress has always been non traditional.

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  10. Well, if were spilling beans, the Mistress is quite the wild cat in the sheets!!!!! Thanks for going along, your quite the fun travel companion, even though I thought I needed a mirror more than once.

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    1. Wild cat?!?!?! We hear bed insurance is good to have.

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    2. Do tell, do tell!!!!!! I assume the asset was more than satisfactory?

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    3. My lips are sealed.

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  11. Sounds like the perfect holiday! And if my math is not rusty, a ménage à trois plus one is a ménage à quatre, you wild thing you!

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    1. What a,whore she is!

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    2. Well it 's that life is a banquet thing...........

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  12. Oh dude, this was like ao kewl!!!!! I was the one who said it would be a pilgrimage. Were you not on your knees alot? You should be the cities goddess really!!!!! Stunning post Mistress!!!!

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  13. Anonymous7/11/2014

    All so utterly beautiful and that hotel was made for you, can you believe I've never been and it's about 55 minutes away?

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    1. I do believe you would love it!!!! And to think, we were that close!!!!! I wondered where the smell of class and elegance was whiffing in from!!

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  14. NOW you understand why I keep returning to the (second only to London) most wonderful city in the world - we were there for my birthday last year, and will be going again later this month. That will be my 40th visit or thereabouts... Jx

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    1. I'm am so jealous my dear. I now see why.and hon, their still taking about you huge blow up and your couture party hats!

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  15. smoke 'em if ya got 'em; and I DO love a man who knows how to wear a cock ring.

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    1. Still don't remember how or who put it there!

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  16. No wonder you haven't been around. I'm surprised you returned with all that fun stuff to do over there. ;-)

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    1. Is that a offer from you to run the casa du borghese?

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  17. Wow! What a loverly tour. I loves the swans on the canal at night.

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  18. Welcome back hot pants!!!! I love everything about this trip. One person shouldn't be this drunk and have so much fun! The Toren scream's the Mistress!

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  19. You should be ashamed of your self mistress!!!!!! While you were gone the houseboys and I got nothing but crabs. The trip does look amazing though. Just what we need , a gin infused,half baked, over sexed mistress.

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  20. Loving the hotel; we always like to stay in smaller places because the service is so much friendlier and more personal.

    And Amsterdam is so colorful, in every sense of the word.

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    1. Me too bob, I much prefer the small hotels over a large one or chain anytime.

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  21. Now that's a trip!!!!! Good company, good food, good smokes, good drinks and some hot sex!!!! Amsterdam looks amazing! That menu board for the weed is so funny! Very nice post! Can't wait to see more.

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  22. Well hello handsome!!!!! Welcome back! Sounds like a sinful, fun and very memorable trip for sure. Just looking at that coffee shop is getting me high.

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  23. Welcome back honey! I can't even imagine how beautiful in person. Is it legal for someone to have this much fun?

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  24. Wow! I am in love with the city!!! I loved your whole recap, and you certainly live the moment. Some cool experiences. I have never been but eager to go now.

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  25. You dirty sinful boy you!!!!!! So delighted to hear you had a wonderful time, looked so fun! Stunning flowers!

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  26. I love that you always enjoy life so much and enjoy ALL aspects of it. You have quite the life my friend! The scenery is just so pretty for a city, and loving all the "coffee shops"! And a cock ring showed up mysteriously?????

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  27. This looks like a blast!!!! Had no idea you were back! How many offers of cock suckings did you take up?

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  28. I didn't realize how much I missed your postings till you were gone. Welcome back! This post is amazing. Can't wait to see what else is in store. And I appreciate your love of your sexual inhibitions. To many up tight these says. Love the canal shots!

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  29. Oh my, this looks like a fantastic trip my little mind!!! I am in love with the architecture and canals. Now if only we could get some "coffee shops" here. So glad you had a great trip.

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  30. How wonderful to have you back! This post was just so tingling in so many ways!!!! I have never been, but would love to see it. That hotel is stunning. Did they roll out the red carpet for you in the red light district?

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  31. Welcome back darling! This trip just looks simply sinful!!!!!! Who could do it better? I am in love with all those flowers, and the canals. Does the Toren allow permanent guests? What a great post!

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  32. HOW FABULOUS! I missed your daily postings and really enjoyed this. I can only imagine your enlightening experiences you had one this stunning trip.

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  33. How great is this trip!?!? Great scenery! I can't even imagine experiencing another part of the world. Can we get a pic of the cockring pretty please? I would love to hear anything and everything you want to share, even the dirty parts😈

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  34. So glad to have you back. You two must have had a blast looking at all this beauty. You must have been like a kid in a candy store! I am loving the hotel and a peak in those coffee houses. Did you bring a stash back? Or was that confiscated in customs?

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  35. You are quite the naughty boy!!!!!!! What a scrumptious post. I was there years ago, and this brought back fond memories.

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  36. I just got back from vacation myself,and am glad to see your back!!! What an amazing trip you had! And a foursome? Damn you lucky dog. I knew you were a fun one. And those smoke shops are quite something! So I take your Dutch heritage went well with the boys!?!?

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  37. wow! I had no idea Amsterdam was so interesting and pretty. Here I though it was just the red light district. Cool post!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!