Ok. I am interrupting this vacation to share some appalling news. I just heard, and I warn you , I've had a couple G&T'S....... that that media whore Kris Jenner is getting a talk show???????????? Am I just dronk!?! Please say so .In case you didn't already, don't make me puke, where is the chuck bucket, have enough Kardashian in your life, "momager and media whore to the fullest" Kris Jenner is here to save the way. The Kardashian/Jenner family matriarch is launching her talk show "Kris" in July, and she promises it will be a blast in two new promos.......
I think I'll pass and would rather have a finger nails pulled out and my balls waxed with sandpaper, Who the hell is the ignorant asshole, that gave this rode hard and put away wet, ignorant bitch, a talk show?!? Are they playing with a full set of marbles? I think not. And the set is just as tacky as her and her ignorant bitch clan.........
now mind ya, I've had a couple gin and tonic's and sprayed one,( I'll clean the guys chest off in a bit,) when I heard the news, what a waste of gin over this mess. But what's more appalling is that in order for her to even show that gawd awful mug on the tube, people in this country MUST be watching to warrant this, to be sure, hour of torture, which is even more worrisome. I swear there worst then cockroaches, they won't go away. I may have to leave the country. I'm going back to my vacation now, pardon my rant, had to get that out. I say lets let Bob run with this gem, I've had to much libation to waste on this trollop.......... I'll return soon!!!!! I tried to remain lady like.
Mistress, tell us what you REALLY think!
ReplyDeletethrow in some shots of whiskey, see what happens.
DeleteLOL,LOL,LOL,LOL! I refuse to even mention her name, but I JUST ADORED your catty rant! Yes, there is a drag diva there! Enjoy darling.
ReplyDeleteGurl. now, don't get me wrong, your blog is fabulous, but I love when you go off on these nasty gin rants. You should make this a weekly feature. Another gin dear?
ReplyDeleteDon't tempt! When the Mistress heard the news, she was shooting nails for a good hour.
DeletePlease tell me this is a April Fool's Joke. Oh fuck this isn't April.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it she has to say, that hasn't already been said on her silly show with all the loser family yapping and carring on?? I loved your rant thought!
ReplyDeleteNice to see you Mistress. All I can say to you is Misery loves company. Apparently so does mediocrity.
ReplyDeleteAnother genius decision from the fools at Fox.
ReplyDeleteI have too say I love this catty side.
ReplyDeleteOH GOD NO! I'd rather have rectal warts than watch this person.
ReplyDeleteTrue Mistress and have more gin won't you! "I'll pass and would rather have a finger nails pulled out and my balls waxed with sandpaper," But I ask, is there three guys available to hold the boys up? Meanwhile,Her 1st guest should be parents that pimp out their children for fame, money, porn and their own recgonization!!! She can be the host and guest!
ReplyDeleteNow Mistress,calm down,It will be cancelled in 5 weeks...
ReplyDeletehoney, that's four week too long!
Deletejesus h christ, WHEN will these ugly spray tanned vapid plastic-stuffed cunts disappear off the face of this earth? intelligent people don't watch this shit. oh, I forgot, 98% of the US population is 26 cents short of a quarter.
ReplyDeletehoney child, we like the way you think.
Deletethank you most kindly!
DeleteIt's on Fox. And there's no freaking way I'll be watching even if you super glued my eyelids to my forehead.
ReplyDeletebut why remain lady like I ask.
ReplyDeleteI agree with everybody here....WHY! And besides, more people would tune in to watch you get the boys waxed!
ReplyDeleteYou smell a ignorant Bitch? I thought it was rotten tuna fish. But then I saw it was just a Kardashian, silly me.
ReplyDeleteKill it! Kill it with fire!
ReplyDeleteBefore it spreads even more.
I say give her more gin! She'll get smart mouthed and mean like Pasty Stone
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Grandmama will pay the Kash Kow for an exclusive with little MooMoo?
ReplyDeleteNot that ther'd be any exploitation going on or anything in that family....
Wanna bet it takes her a nanosecond to whore out the Demon Spawn for a ratings grab.
ReplyDeleteBest thing ever? No.One.Watches. Not even to see it fail.
Why is this country not burnt out of them yet! They are sooooooo over exposed and for what?
ReplyDeleteAnd we can ALL THANK Ryan Seacrest for the discovery of this damn clan.......
ReplyDeleteThose damn Kardashian bitches... they are the masque of the red death, a plague upon all forms of media. I heard that when Kim's kid popped out and found out that Kim was his Mom and Kanye was his Dad, that the little tyke promptly vomited and tried to crawl back inside! - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
ReplyDeletePass the chuck bucket when your done please.
ReplyDeleteLet's replace her show...with your show...yours is much more fun..Glad I'm not alone.
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