Sunday, July 12, 2015

"HOW CAN YOU SEE WITH ALL THAT LIGHT"

It's been fun with Daddy Warbucks so far this weekend. Here I am poolside yesterday before getting a tad bit drunk, tipsy.....
 
 
Entertaining the  boys. They looked surprised by what they found.
 
And alas, your Mistress is hung. Could someone please tell one of the houseboys to send up some coffee and a side car.

 
I'll be with you momentarily.

22 comments:

  1. "They looked surprised by what they found." My guess is they didn't expect to find you to be carrying a big sausage on the dance floor for such a small guy.

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  2. How you even wore such short shorts and a short dress is beyond me without the goods on display is beyond me, but sure the show was fabulous.

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  3. Hung over? You? I grab my pearls in shock if I had them on.

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    1. So you didn't get lucky last night then?

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  4. ok, mistress, just HOW MANY G&T's did you have last night? and are you sure you didn't bring home any strange men?

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    1. Wait you count your drinks? strange? no men? my lips are sealed honey.

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  5. So I'm too assume your liquid diet isn't it working then? If I heard correctly, you only lost three days?

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  6. If I may be so bold, you'd make a fabulous kept woman!

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  7. No doubt at he Raven dear. "The Mistress don' live here. She does her drinkin' here and her passin' out here."

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  8. “I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.” - Chelsea Handler

    Jx

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    1. All true. And people wonder why I drink so much.

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  9. That must have been one tuck job! ;-)

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  10. "But that to be left in the hands of the Mistress was a fate he wouldn't wish on a dog" Sounds like a good time was had by all, I think.

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  11. Are you implying I'd be a cat as a mother?

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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