From the Candy Shop

This week, boys and their toys!



This week I'm bringing these hotties to you. I came across the website some time ago and found some of these hunks down right hot! Check out the guns on the next guy below. He is just adorable! I wonder if iPhone ever thought this would develop? Lucky us. It is some nice eye candy though isn't it? You can go to Guys with iPhones website to view more of theses delicacies

The Mistress is Appalled...and Exhausted

The Mistress is wiped out after a long week dealing with broken balls, burnt out lights, and hanging like 34 very large wreaths. We were extremely busy with getting all our holiday trim up at the store which means that we have many beaded tress that have to be placed, wreaths to trim, light, and hang and all the display windows, jewelry vitrines, and all the other "extra" touches that make for a dramatic effect. In between all that, since we are with a boss now, we have had to take conference calls, sit in on meetings and attend a holiday kick off meeting. I was excited today though, because I found out we will be going to the 59th Street New York store for the unveiling of our Christmas windows and that Harry Connick Jr will be performing a couple ditties. I LOVE me some Harry! After that we will tour the store and then see some kind of fashion show, where I understand we will be getting a wonderful goodies bag! And I love me some goodies too. Anywho, this body is exhausted for one week and the dogs are barking. I took a nice soak in the tub and then got a tub full of Epsom salts to soak the feet! Ahhhhhhhh! And there was some nice over time this week also, which is always nice. So, after a long week, all the Mistress wanted to do was get home. Do you think that happened? Hell no. There was a accident on the route that I take home. And I'm talking the kind that is at a complete stand still. So, not being able to do anything about the grid lock, I sat in it. Then after a good 40 minutes later, something caught my attention. I happen to look to the truck next to me and the silver fox daddy was flipping the Mistress the bird!!! And I'm not talking his finger! I kid you not people. He was apparently raised up from the seat, pants open, and the jewels were out in all there glory be to God! And I'm not saying WHAT he was doing. Being the respectable woman I am , I steal a few good glances then I gave him the " jaw drop, and I can't believe this head shake" and inch my car up a little further. In hind sight the jaw drop was probably not the best thing to do. He got next to me again. And the same thing. Now I have seen a lot on the road when people are driving. Putting on make-up, shaving, yes, shaving, eating, drinking, cell phone talking, and looking at paper work or maps. But this, this was a first!!! I'm still blushing. What do you make of this? Was the guy just plain loco, or looking to shock, or trying to pick up? I'm stumped! Anyway, I plan on enjoying the weekend. Maybe a walk thru town, or the Rodin exhibit and the market. I just hope I don't encounter any more blushing moments. Tootles!

Our dog is tougher than Terrelle Pryor

Just sayin'.


WE ARE...PENN STATE!


Boy Toy

Mistress's Flu Regimen

My poor dear friend and sister Mame, as you may know, is under the weather with the flu right now. Poor thing. I hope your feeling better today tootes! Anywho, last week Mark from over at Tales of the Sissy sent me a hilarious email about how not to get the flu. I just laughed my ass off and just had to share. And I'm here to tell you it's no joke. It is why this gin drinker is never sick. Some of you need no reminder, but...

Flu Shot Reminder

(Read to the end.... Then it makes sense!!!)

Eat right!

Make sure you get your daily dose of Fruits and Veggies...

Take your Vitamins and Bump-Up your Vitamin C.

Get plenty of Exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least an hour a day OR go for a swim, take the stairs, etc...

Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of Fresh Air... Open doors & windows whenever possible.

Try to eliminate as much Stress from your life as you can.

Get plenty of Rest...

~OR~

Take the Doctor's Approach! Think about it...

When you go for a shot, what do they do first?

They clean your arm with Alcohol... Why?

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS!! So.......

I walk briskly to the Liquor Store! (exercise)

I put Lime in my Corona! (fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary... (veggies)

Drink Outdoors at a Patio Bar... (fresh air)

Tell Jokes and Laugh, which will... (eliminate stress)

Then Pass Out! (rest)

The Way I See It...

If you Keep your Alcohol Levels UP, flu germs can't get you!

My Aunt Always Said...

"A Shot in the Glass is Better than one in the Ass!"

The Mistress swears by this every winter. Oh hell, who am I kidding. I live by this year round. But the Mistress hasn't called out sick in three years! Those germs don't have a chance in this body. Tootles! Thanks Mark for the good laugh.