.....From the edge! I had a lovely time away and had some much needed gin drinking relaxation in between feeding my face, visiting with pups, and eating, watching movies and eating some more... if there wasn't already a cream puff there. Now I just have to deal with the left overs my aunt sent me home with- and then some. Some observations from the holiday trip.
#1 While viewing the Philadelphia Dog Show, my mother's dog Lilith was very disgruntled she will probably never be in it. She said screw it.
But then the bone made her feel better.
#2 My aunt's dog Sophie. My aunt says she is the best behaved dog and very obedient. Matter of fact she doesn't even get up on the furniture. After said conversation, in the living room.
#3-My good friend, the Dame Courtney runs a very successful floral company. Very talented, and we always have him do the arrangement for her dinner. This year was no exception.
#4- That being said, he's not playing with a full deck. He sent me this in mid October. He didn't think I would see the tree. But Philly looks adorable.He bragged the tree was up later. I was like bitch please, I'm drunk for St Patrick's already!!!!
#5- My personal assistant, Buster Bolfig Borghese got a new bed, and proves no matter how big it is, he STILL sleeps half in it!!!!
#6- My aunt still makes the best damn turkey and dinner every Thanksgiving. I wonder if it could be her Frigidaire stove? My the bird is mouth watering....
#7- The Lad joined us this year. I learned in a pinch his ass makes a good laptop stand.
#8- Time Flies. My aunt's grandsons, my second cousins, were there. Last time I saw them they were probably in elementary school, possibly middle school. Now there both in college and much taller then the Mistress.
#9- We went for drinks one night, and Smittey's made me a cock-a-tail.... I learned I like Manhattan's. What a shock right?
#10- The turkey myth.....it works.
So there's that.
