The fucking song from the Titanic annoys me just as much as the god damn Marey Cary Christmas song with her caterwauling. I should send both of them ball gags.
Dearest Joan at the phonograph striking a match as I tell her about the shit going down in DC. We’ll be having 151 proof vodka martinis as the Trump shit show continues. Rex in DC
If Joan were here now with the dump, I'm sure she'd tell him- 'Bitch, I'm old school. Don't fuck with me fellow, I'll slap the shit out of you first and ask questions later."
The white smoke one is very your with your cleaning habits, and the third...I can hear it.... but I'm not buying the record one. If a Celine record played, you'd yank it off the turntable and smash it.
I have the same pronouns!!!
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd love that one.
DeleteHa! Love these! Jx
ReplyDeleteYou know I adore my Patron Saint Joan. Bitches need to stick together.
DeleteAHAHAHA! I'm with you on the Celine Dion records -- I can't stand her!
ReplyDeleteThe fucking song from the Titanic annoys me just as much as the god damn Marey Cary Christmas song with her caterwauling. I should send both of them ball gags.
DeleteI'll pay the postage. Jx
DeleteVery funny.
ReplyDeleteThese are great. And they sum it all up for me quite nicely.
ReplyDeleteand the mistress has actually scouted just that, hung over, from a window before.
DeleteDearest Joan at the phonograph striking a match as I tell her about the shit going down in DC. We’ll be having 151 proof vodka martinis as the Trump shit show continues.
ReplyDeleteRex in DC
I want in on that Rex!!!!
DeleteHow could I have lived this long without knowing that DAMMIT I’M MAD is the same when spelled backward? The slap image is SO satisfying.
ReplyDeleteIf Joan were here now with the dump, I'm sure she'd tell him- 'Bitch, I'm old school. Don't fuck with me fellow, I'll slap the shit out of you first and ask questions later."
DeleteTelling Joan apart from Faye can be tricky.
ReplyDeleteOh! You meant in looks! I understand the personality part of Faye's acting didn't take much.LOL
DeleteThat's right, channel your Inner Bitch!
ReplyDeleteThat first one!!!!!!!! I can SO hear you saying that. Of course, these are all so fitting .
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up!!!!! This is only funny because these are true for you and having met you I can hear you saying all these LMAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe white smoke one is very your with your cleaning habits, and the third...I can hear it.... but I'm not buying the record one. If a Celine record played, you'd yank it off the turntable and smash it.
ReplyDeleteLove these! We need more Joan in our lives.
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