What a sickening weekend! Brace yourselves and grid your loins. The Mistress has sadly ended her proud and longstanding record of being sick or any nasty head cold since 2017!!! Tis true. I felt something coming on Friday afternoon...now a nasty head cold with sore throat, congestion, and stuffed up nose. no energy. I even called out today, the first time since 2017. As a regular reader here you tell you, I am never sick and swear by my juice bar.... nightly gin and tonics. You know your Mistress loves her juice. Well....in the last two weeks, I've had one, and a few glasses of wine. See what happen when I let my gin guard down??? Not again will I! So, it's been much sleeping, hair up in curlers, hot tea and buttered toast and broth soups. I'm already on the mend. Hence my lack of post on the weekend. Sleeping. But I didn't think anyone would mind staring at Rudoph Neuyeau sizable penis. Well, maybe Shirley who thought he needed a manscape. And the houseboys got lax...I saw today nobody has dusted off the ming vases..... Back soon!
