I'll be wearing my colander creation myself for Warbucks, in from Canada this weekend, as we're off to see Moulin Rouge.
I hear its, "A magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzlement, a sensual ravishment. It will be: Spectacular."
I think the funnel would really suit you. And I see there was even an option for dear Buster!
ReplyDeleteYou gave me another surprise chuckle!!!!! Hurry Back I need you daily.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I'm fond of lampshades myself. Im hearing good things about Moulin Rouge!
jealous x infinity! watch out for the ghost of toulouse-lautrec!
ReplyDeleteI have lots of kitchen gadgets. I wonder which I should try first?
ReplyDeleteNone of my kitchenware would fit on my big head. More's the pity :(
ReplyDeletewhat's wrong with a few spatulas tied together and worn as a fascinator?
DeleteAnitia, honey, that requires creativity and working hands, neither of which I have. I suppose if I let my hair grow back out I can stick a few forks in my 'fro.
DeleteFear not...with my big boobs and head, a Dutch Oven might be what I need.
DeleteM.E. go with the 'fro forks. They're a lot lighter and won't give your neck a hard time! I may not know fashion, but I can rock comfort :)
DeleteI bet you both look great with a huge flat salad bowl and over sized salad tossers. I will turn those out for you.
DeleteI don't know about M.E., butt I'm all for oversized salad tossers (insert rimshot here)!
DeleteBut the funnel would come in such handy with your gin drinking Mistress.
ReplyDeleteNow get back here to us!!!!!
At least Maddie your not wearing a cake stand on your head again.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the Le Le Creuset Chapeau myself. It's a bit heavy but it does make a statement!
ReplyDeleteare you in the gin again?
ReplyDeleteWear what you want on your head, and get your sweet cheeks back to us.
ReplyDeleteHave fun! And you know, colanders are the official hat of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Some church adherents have sued for the right to wear colanders when getting their drivers licence photos. They argued it was their right under freedom of religion and I believe they won.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I can do a tea cup hat? Might be too small though.and another thing.
ReplyDeleteGET YOUR CUTE ASS BACK!
I want to see your colander hat... and Moulin Rouge.but might a windmill hat be more appropriate? Has Warbucks now moved to Canada?
ReplyDeleteNo he still lives in Budapest....but has been in Quebec on business since January. Look out Quebec!!!!!!!!
DeleteI don't recall Nicole Kidman wearing anything kitchen-implement-based on her head in the film.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the show, and don't forget to ensure you get some "Hindi Sad Diamonds"... Jx
Yes dear....and you should have seen the places i was nestling them.
DeleteJust think, when we're all old we can wear hats like this in public.
ReplyDeleteIm turning out the teapot as we speak.....
ReplyDeleteTres chic!
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think people in the 50's had way to much time on their hands.
ReplyDeleteNone of these are what I thought you'd have on your head.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the Moulin Rouge. I hear Arron Tveit is phenomenal as Christian.
The voice over.
ReplyDeleteThe music.
The STYLE!
Have fun!!
XOXO
Good luck with Moulin Rouge. I remember seeing it on a big screen. It's frantic camera shots literally made me sick/had to leave. Oh the embarrassment.
ReplyDeleteThe musical was spectacular and since no film....no herky jerky movements. The vocals were excellent.
DeleteI wish for a full accounting and review!
ReplyDeleteIt was by far spectacular and opulent. Aaron Tveit was beyond amazing Pat.
DeleteWhatever happened to dancing with a lampshade on your head?
ReplyDeleteLampshades are so 1980s now. Buy nothing wrong with a retro look.
DeleteMistress!!!!!! Is this the end?
ReplyDeleteSuch Great Couture"
ReplyDeleteok....does anyone else think it's time to wake up the mistress?
ReplyDeleteAnitia, I feel your pain. It is still January, though. Just one more day of the month. If Maddie's rusty dusty isn't back in February, we call out the dogs!
DeleteNow see I was right...I told you we'd see the groundhog before the Mistress.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know if the Mistress saw his shadow? I hope this doesn't mean 6 more weeks?
ReplyDeleteCome back to Earth Mistress!
No Super Bowl Party filled with debauchery this year?
ReplyDeleteI'll have you know all my superbowls, Reed & Barton, Baccarat,, Lalique, and Wedgewood was filled with nothing but debauchery favors.
DeleteOK, who's telling the Mistress it's February?
ReplyDeleteHURRY BACK, WE NEED YOU! At least send the houseboys to entertain us.
ReplyDeleteOkay, it's time to let loose the hounds! Maddie come back! Come back Maddie! You've got some major troll zapping to do up in here! Miss you.
ReplyDeleteI'm so relaxed offline Deedles...now I'm just dragging my feet! And worry not....I took that troll bitch out! I hope to return soon.....
DeleteTake your time sweetie *ducks the flying rocks coming at my head*. Relaxing is so important for mental health. No pressure, hon. You're just missed. There's a big Maddie shaped hole in the blogosphere right now. Do what's best for you.
DeleteWait till Ms Moorecock sees that comment. She'll have a field day about the hole comment.
DeleteI wasn't even trying for dirty. I'm totally innocent, I tell ya!
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