Saturday, January 25, 2020

A WORD FROM OUR STYLIST


I'll be wearing my colander creation myself for Warbucks, in from Canada this weekend, as we're off to see Moulin Rouge.

I hear its, "A magnificent, opulent, tremendous, stupendous, gargantuan, bedazzlement, a sensual ravishment. It will be: Spectacular."

50 comments:

  1. I think the funnel would really suit you. And I see there was even an option for dear Buster!

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  2. You gave me another surprise chuckle!!!!! Hurry Back I need you daily.

    On a side note, I'm fond of lampshades myself. Im hearing good things about Moulin Rouge!

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  3. jealous x infinity! watch out for the ghost of toulouse-lautrec!

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  4. I have lots of kitchen gadgets. I wonder which I should try first?

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  5. None of my kitchenware would fit on my big head. More's the pity :(

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    1. what's wrong with a few spatulas tied together and worn as a fascinator?

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    2. Anitia, honey, that requires creativity and working hands, neither of which I have. I suppose if I let my hair grow back out I can stick a few forks in my 'fro.

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    3. Fear not...with my big boobs and head, a Dutch Oven might be what I need.

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    4. M.E. go with the 'fro forks. They're a lot lighter and won't give your neck a hard time! I may not know fashion, but I can rock comfort :)

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    5. I bet you both look great with a huge flat salad bowl and over sized salad tossers. I will turn those out for you.

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    6. I don't know about M.E., butt I'm all for oversized salad tossers (insert rimshot here)!

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  6. But the funnel would come in such handy with your gin drinking Mistress.

    Now get back here to us!!!!!

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  7. At least Maddie your not wearing a cake stand on your head again.

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  8. I prefer the Le Le Creuset Chapeau myself. It's a bit heavy but it does make a statement!

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  9. are you in the gin again?

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  10. Wear what you want on your head, and get your sweet cheeks back to us.

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  11. Have fun! And you know, colanders are the official hat of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Some church adherents have sued for the right to wear colanders when getting their drivers licence photos. They argued it was their right under freedom of religion and I believe they won.

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  12. Maybe I can do a tea cup hat? Might be too small though.and another thing.

    GET YOUR CUTE ASS BACK!

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  13. I want to see your colander hat... and Moulin Rouge.but might a windmill hat be more appropriate? Has Warbucks now moved to Canada?

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    1. No he still lives in Budapest....but has been in Quebec on business since January. Look out Quebec!!!!!!!!

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  14. I don't recall Nicole Kidman wearing anything kitchen-implement-based on her head in the film.

    Enjoy the show, and don't forget to ensure you get some "Hindi Sad Diamonds"... Jx

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    1. Yes dear....and you should have seen the places i was nestling them.

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  15. Just think, when we're all old we can wear hats like this in public.

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  16. Im turning out the teapot as we speak.....

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  17. I'm beginning to think people in the 50's had way to much time on their hands.

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  18. None of these are what I thought you'd have on your head.

    Enjoy the Moulin Rouge. I hear Arron Tveit is phenomenal as Christian.

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  19. The voice over.
    The music.
    The STYLE!

    Have fun!!

    XOXO

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  20. Good luck with Moulin Rouge. I remember seeing it on a big screen. It's frantic camera shots literally made me sick/had to leave. Oh the embarrassment.

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    1. The musical was spectacular and since no film....no herky jerky movements. The vocals were excellent.

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  21. I wish for a full accounting and review!

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    1. It was by far spectacular and opulent. Aaron Tveit was beyond amazing Pat.

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  22. Whatever happened to dancing with a lampshade on your head?

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    1. Lampshades are so 1980s now. Buy nothing wrong with a retro look.

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  23. Mistress!!!!!! Is this the end?

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  24. Such Great Couture"

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  25. ok....does anyone else think it's time to wake up the mistress?

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    1. Anitia, I feel your pain. It is still January, though. Just one more day of the month. If Maddie's rusty dusty isn't back in February, we call out the dogs!

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  26. Now see I was right...I told you we'd see the groundhog before the Mistress.

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  27. Cap Chasen2/02/2020

    Does anyone know if the Mistress saw his shadow? I hope this doesn't mean 6 more weeks?

    Come back to Earth Mistress!

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  28. No Super Bowl Party filled with debauchery this year?

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    1. I'll have you know all my superbowls, Reed & Barton, Baccarat,, Lalique, and Wedgewood was filled with nothing but debauchery favors.

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  29. OK, who's telling the Mistress it's February?

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  30. HURRY BACK, WE NEED YOU! At least send the houseboys to entertain us.

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  31. Okay, it's time to let loose the hounds! Maddie come back! Come back Maddie! You've got some major troll zapping to do up in here! Miss you.

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    1. I'm so relaxed offline Deedles...now I'm just dragging my feet! And worry not....I took that troll bitch out! I hope to return soon.....

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    2. Take your time sweetie *ducks the flying rocks coming at my head*. Relaxing is so important for mental health. No pressure, hon. You're just missed. There's a big Maddie shaped hole in the blogosphere right now. Do what's best for you.

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    3. Wait till Ms Moorecock sees that comment. She'll have a field day about the hole comment.

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    4. I wasn't even trying for dirty. I'm totally innocent, I tell ya!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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