IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!!!!
What a long week! And as one can see I did manage to get some refreshment, as the Casa is never dry, and my gin tankers arrived with fresh smelling botanical libation!!! Ms Moorecock I decided will keep her job, as she miraculously rectified the situation, and she did compliment my gams. I must admit she's right about my sticks. At the pool and beach I have been mistaken for Ann Margaret on many occasions. Meanwhile, the houseboys have been corrected except for the 1 or 7 Bob took, he though apparently the houseboy quarters were some kind of special candy dish. I must now call my supplier for a new fresh batch. Meanwhile I got to Virginia for the wedding of a dear friend, who has been seeing the guy for years. She said she never marry till we gay peoples would be able, so it been a 11 year courtship. I'm sure it will be a lovely service.Did I mention its catholic? Friends of mine in the area asked if I had time to pop in for a visit. I said its a catholic service. All 2 hours or more of standing, sitting, standing, kneeling, standing, sitting. I just look at the cross and ask What are you complaining about? And no worries if I'm the only gay there. I hear the best man is a hunk!!!! So I'll keep my eye on him!!!!!! I can hear myself already upon introduction....."Im Mistress Madeline Borghese of the Borgheses's of Bucks County.....that's wild hill country."
Have a good weekend! I will admit you do have great legs......amongst others assets I have seen😉 and if you net the best man....WE WANT DETAILS!
ReplyDeleteMy lips will be sealed! As far as my assets, there going up in price for the summer season
DeleteMISTRESS ....the things you say! With all the debauchery, I hope you don't end up in hell. I best throw some more holy gin on you!!! I do believe springtime weddings are most beautiful. Have a lovely time.
ReplyDeletetoo late Agnes, the Mistress already has a reserved seat right next to the horned devil himself as Mistress of ceremonies.
DeleteMs.Moorecock is right for once!
DeleteLegs like Ann Margaret and a cock like Ben Andrews from what I hear.
ReplyDeleteBen Andrews!?!?! Why haven't we met yet?
DeleteAnd that's a mouth full!!!!!
DeleteIs nothing kept private around here?
DeleteYou mean the houseboys aren't My Free Gift??? Oops.
ReplyDeleteThat best man should run now before he knows what hit him. Have a lovely time, and catch the bouquet!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, now there a picture we can all recognize!!!!! Although I hope your coiffure will look better for the wedding?
ReplyDeleteFunny, take the bottle or the glass away, and its like I'm incognito.
DeleteNow there the entertaining Mistress we know. The cross reminds me of a line from Priscilla......"Get down off the cross....someone needs the wood"
ReplyDeleteJust don't start a fire.
DeleteHave a very nice weekend! Do you plan to catch the bouquet or the garter?
ReplyDeleteThat's our boozehound......we should have known you know where to find the booze and boys!
ReplyDeleteVirginia is a beautiful state for us nature lovers. I hope you have an awesome time there. It's for lovers too, you know, so try to catch the bouquet, and not the garter, and please kiss the groom and tell him it's for good luck! And remember there's no such thing as too much Champagne.
ReplyDeleteI hear champagne is like mother's milk to him
DeleteGinger......a guy after my own heart.
DeleteI normally get my vodka delivered by one of those water truck tankers, so I know what you're talking about.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I miss about my old Roman Catholic church was that mass was only an hour long. I went to a friend's Easter mass one year and it was THREE FREAKING HOURS!!!!
People are in for a surprise when they think the water cooler is.......water.
DeleteI would love to be with you shopping for new houseboys. You certainly have been busy, you'll need a vacation! Enjoy the weekend, and when they say kneel, don't open your mouth.
ReplyDeleteHave a glorious weekend, and what a beautiful one! Just make sure you font upstage the bride with your ensemble.
ReplyDeleteFABULOUS! now pour me a cold G&T pronto, houseboyz!
ReplyDeleteHere, here!
DeleteGood luck in converting the Best Man!
ReplyDeleteWell, if you catch the bouquet, and who ever catches the garter, it will be a win for you. Is it not customary for the recipients of both to sleep together? No. I'm bad.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a nice road trip, have fun and misbehave in style!!!
ReplyDeleteBy golly, that picture could also be you in Provincetowns dick dock!
ReplyDeleteBoy, you sure do know how to make a mouth water.
DeleteYou will be having more fun than I. I caught a cold, and between that and my allergies, I have to stay in😞 have a fabulous time!
ReplyDeleteLike spring again welcome back!!!! These last couple posts are crack UPS! You are quite the wisenheimer! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteHave fun at the wedding! I hope your trip is as smooth as your gin!
ReplyDeleteThis is my first time leaving a comment dear Mistress! You most certainly have been jet setting around. Now you be a good boy at the wedding and behave yourself. And lets hope you got your hair done for the wedding, unlike this look above.
ReplyDeleteTell me Mrs Shaghoople, is Wilma STILL wearing that damn rock necklace, or did the cheap skate finally buy her the real pearls? And welcome and thanks for stopping in!!!
DeleteI'm tired just reading your recent posts!! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteI think you ought to be the maid of honour at this wedding, with "droit de dame" over the best man. A hunk is not a hunk unless he works for his mistress.
ReplyDeleteO think you have been reading my personal manual of antidotes! How true what you say.
DeleteI love weddings even if I don't know the couple. I get all teary eyed. Geesh.....im so sentimental! Hope your having a good weekend. And have we missed you!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they decided to have an open bar when they heard you'd be coming.
ReplyDeleteYou have a good weekend and see you soon. I will apply since your missing houseboys. What do I need to have job? I will sure do a good job for you.
ReplyDeleteHave fun!!!! A friend of mine is getting married next Friday, but alas, I can't go as it is across the Atlantic, and with my other events can't make it.
ReplyDeleteROAD TRIP! It's about time you got back!!!! Hope you had a nice time and the wedding was pretty. Did you nail the best man it what we want to know.
ReplyDeleteMistress, you really should rent out the beautiful casa if you not going to be here much. I sure hope you had a lovely time at the wedding.
ReplyDeleteDoes this look like a brothel?
DeleteI trust you got a decent eyeful of the Best Man. I, however, was at a conference which wore my poor ass out and I still haven't recovered!
ReplyDeleteEyeful yes, but I would have prefered a handful.
ReplyDeleteYou need some time to relax! Maybe you can now that you're back at the casa.
ReplyDeleteNo rest for the weary around here! So nice to see you honey!
DeleteI'm afraid if I walked into a Catholic church for a wedding that I would burst into flames, but I would look good doing it. Genuflecting and all...as I'm sure you did.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think I took a fire extinguisher.
DeleteWell. Its about damn time your back!!!! I though maybe you were being a kept woman!!!! Hope you had a fun time at the wedding! The picture is perfect.
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