so......the Mistress got back to the Casa du Borghese a day early.....imagine my surprise to find the gin barrel drained!!! Fess up..........
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
don't look at me...I haven't been near the casa; it's not any fun without you around!
ReplyDeletesound guilty to me.........
Deletewhat about YOU, darling? is that gin I smell on your breath? :)
DeleteProbably not gin.
DeleteOh Mistress, you look so distressed, but I am loving you head scarf! Such a marvelous look.
ReplyDeleteWell, I remembered this look when coming up. You know, everything old is new again.....like democracy.
DeleteOh no......the two tankers were hijacked again?
ReplyDeleteI really need better drivers for precious cargo.
DeleteThe casa without gin!?!?!?!?!?!?;? That's like, like, the earth without air!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOr the Casa without cock.
DeleteBy golly, your both right! What a sad week.
DeletePump the pool boys! For info, I mean.
ReplyDeleteWell I would, but seems Bob thought the houseboy quarters were a candy dish.
DeleteIt wasn't me, though, I did help myself to a Houseboy or seven.
ReplyDeleteYou obviously have went shopping here instead of your usual trip to Target.
DeleteI don't know you drank it, but I'm guessing there'll be hell to pay
ReplyDeleteYou said you would be gone longer. I was just keeping it safe for you.
ReplyDeleteyou mention gin, and see what shows up when you ring the bar rag!!!!!!!!
DeleteI hear ice cubes in a glass somewhere...
DeleteWe should have known. The problem with you and the mistress is you can't get the stuff down your gullets quick enough.
DeleteAsking Dagny y'all to watch gin is like letting a fox guard the hen house!!
DeleteDon't look at me. But can I get you some nail polish remover?
ReplyDeleteI'm not falling for that trick again.
DeleteMistress, your so pickled, couldn't you just stick a straw in your veins?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I wasn't there when it happened! And what with the hair this week? Do you need a brush?
ReplyDeleteNow appreciates a good wind blown look anymore.
Deleteand i thought that face said: i've got gas.
ReplyDeleteNow that you mention it, I could use some Maalox. OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!!!!!!
DeleteYou? Out of gin?!? Is that even possible?
ReplyDeleteIt was Cali-Boi.
ReplyDeleteI may have copped a few feels, but know better than to play his,his gin.
DeleteBoy, does Ginger have your number already! Hey Ginger!
DeleteCop a few feels? I hear with you that's like eating one potato chip and trying to stop. Cheers darling!
DeleteWelcome back, Mistress!!
DeleteActually Cali-boi was feeling a cop. The cop came by because he and the House Boys threw a loud, naked, drunken party "in your honor".
I tried to protect your chachkas.
Ginger, thank goodness someone was watching and handling my breakable's! I'm beginning to think Ms Moorecock is having more parties then working
DeleteNot me. I've been seeing a lot of men in white coats lately.
ReplyDeleteThe dental and oral surgeon kind. ;-)
I was going to ask if we could have your mail forwarded to Peace Valley Inn.
DeleteGood gawd, that's only a face a mother could love.
ReplyDeleteNo gin, is that it? I thought the face was a result of your trick revealing 4".
ReplyDeleteSituation like that calls for gin.
DeleteYou know mistress, if your not here much, do you expect us to sit here dry and stare at houseboys all night?
ReplyDeleteI'm Sorry, I thought it was Vichy Water...
ReplyDeleteOh darling, I never drink what a bath in.
DeleteAre whisky drinkers welcome at the Casa?
ReplyDeleteI don't discriminate, I've been known to guzzle whiskey bourbon with fellows on occasion!
DeleteI just wish you would get back here right quick on a regular, I miss you and the casa is cavernous without you. Are you doing the jersey blow out with that here.
ReplyDeleteDarling Mistress in Distress,
ReplyDeleteQuelle horreur......NO GIN....... Now you know how we have all felt without you.
P.S. There are bars.....!
Working hard, no play, and no gin!!!!!!! This doesn't sound like the minxy Mistress to have come to love.
ReplyDeleteWanted to stop by and say HEY... "HEY!!!"
ReplyDeleteHave a FABULOUS weekend my friend!!!