Earlier today I called my local priest over , to admit to my confessions of sins. It took quite some time. Then enjoy a nice cig. It felt much better to get it all off my chest, but now I think the good priest is saying his hail Marys..........
For some reason or other, he kept saying he felt he fell off the wagon.....again. Or was that he felt he was hit by a wagon?
Hahahaha! Nice one!
ReplyDeleteHell, I'd sin just to get on my knees to confess to that !!!! And then do it all over again.
ReplyDeleteLike you need a reason.
Deleteor in your case he was hit with two large wrecking balls.
ReplyDeleteWith all your hijinks, I'm surprised the priest isn't there every other day.
ReplyDeleteBut who has that much time these days.
DeleteHail Mary full of Grace, the Lord.....I can't. It would be just so wrong to change the prayer to something naughty in this case.
ReplyDeleteMistress, If my priests looked this good I never would have fell asleep during service that's for sure!
ReplyDeletePriests or not ... oh my goodness, Mistress, you is bad!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNaughty Naughty lol
ReplyDeleteWith priests like these who make house calls, who needs to go to the church.
ReplyDeleteNice to see you were anointing each other. Looks like he was blessed!
ReplyDeleteNice to see a priest with a sexy tan line, not enough do these days/
ReplyDeleteholy mother of pearl, mistress! I bet he heard the angels sing after you were finished with him!
ReplyDeleteHe became a soprano that morning.
DeleteAMEN TO THAT!
ReplyDeleteIf you have infiltrated the Catholic Church, they will start to go down for sure.
ReplyDeleteOh Mistress, Not sure if appauled... or aroused, but he does seem to have a nice tusch.
ReplyDeleteIt sure beats those bland bread wafers!
DeleteI have never been more happy to get down on my knees.
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