Sunday, January 12, 2014

ON THIS SINFUL SUNDAY

Earlier today I called my local priest over , to admit to my confessions of sins. It took quite some time. Then enjoy a nice cig. It felt much better to get it all off my chest, but now I think the good priest is saying his hail Marys..........

 
For some reason or other, he kept saying he felt he fell off the wagon.....again. Or was that he felt he was hit by a wagon?

20 comments:

  1. Anonymous1/12/2014

    Hahahaha! Nice one!

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  2. Hell, I'd sin just to get on my knees to confess to that !!!! And then do it all over again.

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  3. or in your case he was hit with two large wrecking balls.

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  4. With all your hijinks, I'm surprised the priest isn't there every other day.

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    1. But who has that much time these days.

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  5. Hail Mary full of Grace, the Lord.....I can't. It would be just so wrong to change the prayer to something naughty in this case.

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  6. Mistress, If my priests looked this good I never would have fell asleep during service that's for sure!

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  7. Priests or not ... oh my goodness, Mistress, you is bad!!!!!

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  8. With priests like these who make house calls, who needs to go to the church.

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  9. Nice to see you were anointing each other. Looks like he was blessed!

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  10. Nice to see a priest with a sexy tan line, not enough do these days/

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  11. holy mother of pearl, mistress! I bet he heard the angels sing after you were finished with him!

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  12. If you have infiltrated the Catholic Church, they will start to go down for sure.

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  13. Oh Mistress, Not sure if appauled... or aroused, but he does seem to have a nice tusch.

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    1. It sure beats those bland bread wafers!

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  14. I have never been more happy to get down on my knees.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!