BREAKFAST IS SERVED.....

This morning at the Casa du Borghese, Cook is serving up bacon and his famous eggs. How would you like them?

Napkins are in the corner......

IN THREE WORDS....

In this weekly feature, I'll share a picture of a weekly guest and you tell me in only three words what come to mind.

In three words.....

Pablo Picasso

BREATHE IT ALL IN-PHILLY IN JUNE

With the Mistress getting ready for summer travel and other changes coming, and will probably be hit or miss the next month, for the two readers that emailed me, and in case any readers will be in Philly this month....worry not, there is plenty to par take of this month......

Friday June 2- Friday Night Fireworks

With the official start into the summer season New Hope starts it's First Friday with a bang on the Delaware River, continuing every first Friday of each month. Usually start at 9:30pm.

Saturday June 3- Nina Bo'nina Brown

Nina Bo'nina Brown from RuPaul's Drag Race stars at VOYEUR NIGHTCLUB from 8-11pm!  One of RuPaul's Drag Race fan favorites comes to Voyeur in a star-studded show featuring Philly's FIERCEST Drag Queens!

Saturday June 3- Vicki Shaw

Vickie Shaw’s comedy is a nonstop ride of laughter. The people she loves the most, her wife, family and parents, are fair game for this take no prisoners comedy.  This will be an evening you’ll laugh at for a long time. At the Razz Room in New Hope. Doors open at 7:30pm

Friday June 9-12- Summer Wine and Music Series

If you like music and wine, this event is you. Held at the beautiful Washington Crossing and Vineyard, each evening will feature different music acts and bands crossing all genres. Not to mention their delicious wines.

Friday June 9- Chi Chi DeVayne

Drag Race favorite Chi Chi DeVayne is coming to town! Get ready for some real Louisiana Drag, honeys! Straight outta Season 8's top 4, this dancing diva is sure to turn it out! At ICandy, doors open at 10 with the meet & greet running from then until 11, and show to follow thereafter hosted by Miss ICandy, Ariel Versace! And a special surprise...ICandy also have very special guest.... Maddelyn Hatter!!!!

Saturday June 10- Dyke March

CALLING ALL DYKES!! ALL femmes, butches, queers, studs, AGs, lesbian feminists, tops, bottoms, tomboys, womEn of color, bi-dykes, boi-dykes, UHaul-ers, Potluck-ers, bulldaggers, trans folks of all flavors, labia-lovin' ladies... you get the idea. The Philly Dyke March is not a parade. It's a march, a protest, a movement, and they do NOT get a permit to  march the streets. Since 1998, the Philly Dyke March has been an opportunity for self-identified dykes to gather, march and rally. Too often, the LGBT community focuses on male-dominated voices. The Philly Dyke March is our protest in support of the dyke voice and experience, and focuses on the wants, needs, and demands of their community. Rally: 2pm at Kahn Park at 11th and Pine streets March: Step off promptly at 4pm . Unfortunately the Mistress will not be present to pass out Home Depot gift cards.

Saturday June 10- Believe Gay Bingo

Gay BINGO is the fabulous, irreverent, campy, wildly popular monthly event that has been entertaining Philadelphia audiences for 20 years! GayBINGO is hosted by the infamous Bingo Verifying Divas (BVDs!) a wild bunch of drag queens who entertain the crowd with their wacky humor and always outrageous costumes. It promises to be an evening of unbridled fun, complete with ridiculous musical numbers, hilarious drag queen antics, chances to win fabulous prizes. At the Gershman Y at 401 S Broad Street at 7pm.

Friday June 16- Summer Heat Weekend

Calling all nudists! Celebrate the warm temps...finally, and the freedom to be nude! Lots of nude events! Glow stick Dance Party! Loin Cloth Party! And the Mistress won't be there to judge the biggest wiener contest!!!!! All this fun and more at the Woods Campground

Saturday June 17- Rise Kick Off Party

.Kick off Pride Weekend in style at the 2017 Annual Homecoming Brunch at the Center--Rise!--celebrating love and leadership in the LGBT community. The event will feature live entertainment, a buffet brunch, bloodies and mimosas for standard ticket buyers, and a fabulous silent auction. The dress code is casual/festive. Kick off held at the William Way Center.

Saturday June 17- Valentina

Valentina, one of my favorites from this season's  RuPaul's Drag Race stars at VOYEUR NIGHTCLUB!  The talented and stunning Valentina will be showing for a meet and greet... followed by a dazzling show, all at Voyeur,  in a star-studded show featuring Philly's FIERCEST Drag Queens! All starts at 8pm.

Sunday June 18- Philadelphia Pride and Parade

The parade starts at 11:30 a.m at 13th and Locust Streets. The festival gates open at Noon at the Great Plaza at Penn's Landing. The Parade reaches the Festival location at approx. 1:00pm. Philly ahs a great pride event....so don't miss all this hilarity fun and hijinks.

Sunday June 18-Last Call For Pride Party

Stop in at ICandy from 12 -2pm for the eye popping Willam's Philly Pride cherry!  Willam Belli, will be headlining our  Last Call For Pride party at 11:59PM on Pride Sunday! Miss ICandy Ariel Versace and Philly's Godmother of drag herself, the vaginally challenged Brittany Lynn, will be hosting this last chance celebration for the gayest day of the year in Philadelphia! As always at ICandy, Pride is NO COVER, but get there early because space is limited.

Meanwhile at the Bucks County Playhouse-

Clue will end it's run June 5.....and yes that is indeed Sally Struthers on the right playing Miss Peacock!!!

The Buddy Holly Story opens June 6 - June 17.

Tickets for shows here.

Friday June 23- Diana Krall

Multiple Grammy Award-winning jazz pianist and world-renowned singer, Diana Krall, returns to the Kimmel Center, performing standards as well as songs from her highly anticipated new album. The show starts at 8:00pm. Tickets here.

As always visit the neighborhood watering holes.....they are packed full of events each night and drink specials daily. And with the Mistress being out of town, there should be plenty of hootch for all!!!!! With summer being here get out and enjoy all the happenings if you live here or will be in the area.

GRANDE DAME...A CANADIAN QUEEN

It’s not every day you meet a performer who can light up a stage quite like Billy L’Amour.

The Montreal-based drag queen extraordinaire boasts an impressive resumé—she is a former ballerina for Les Ballets Grandiva, an all-male drag/ballet hybrid, a soloist for the Paris Opera and La La La Human Steps—and with a string of upcoming shows and an impending move to California, it won’t be long before everyone knows her name.

Before there was Billy L’Amour, there was just William, a boy from South Florida with a passion for dance who knew he needed more than what his hometown offered. So 16-year-old William moved to New York and pursued his dream of dance at the School of American Ballet—one of the most internationally renowned classical ballet schools—but soon discovered a whole new world just waiting for him to explore. For a little art kid from a somewhat conservative family in South Florida, it was a dream come true to be hanging out with Amanda Lepore and all these club kids, and Patricia Field.  The little boy who used to play with his mother’s makeup felt right at home with these colorful artists, and immediately joined in. Just like that, the queen known as Billy L’Amour was born. L’Amour has since become a fixture on the Canadian drag scene, in particular the Montreal burlesque scene, performing regularly at The Wiggle Room. She has even debuted her very own “one wo-man” show, Gentlemen Prefer Billy, two years ago at Montreal Burlesque Festival. And like all drag queens she gets asked all the time if her upcoming move is because she will be appearing soon on RuPauls Drag Race, but Billy won't say yes or no, but does admit preparing for the show to go on one day, because she would love to compete one year and show what Canadian bitches are made of!!!!