We here at the Casa du Borghese strongly endorse drinking milk and keeping our farms thriving. Drinking milk also has many benefits.
Drinking milk is perfectly natural .
Milk is the only food that you can survive on wholly on, having every nutrient your body needs to live.
Milk has purifying properties and a milk cleanse is a great way to detox your body.
Milk not only feeds you, but also feeds the bacteria in your gut and many nutrients in milk act as prebiotics to keep your gut bacteria healthy.
People who drink more milk during formative years, grow taller.
Countries that drink milk are smarter and win more Nobel prizes.
Milk is the best recovery drink after a workout or other physical activity. The combination of carbohydrates, fat, protein, and other micronutrients makes milk the premier recovery drink, possibly even more effective than commercially available sports drinks at promoting recovery from strength and endurance exercise.
Milk is the most hydrating beverage you can drink – researchers used water as a control and assigned a value of 1.0 on the Body Hydrating Index (BHI). Skim milk (1.58) and full-fat milk (1.50) were more hydrating than water itself.
Milk is one of the most nutritionally dense food you can buy -At about 25 cents per serving, milk is a low-cost option with nine nutrients essential to our health including protein, calcium, potassium, phosphorous, riboflavin, niacin as well as vitamins A, D and B12.
It has long been recognized for its important role in bone health.
Would you believe your Mistress goes through a gallon of milk a week not gin,....contrary to popular belief???? Tis true!So I and the houseboys say drink your milk! This as been a Casa du Borghese PSA.
Uhm, what is this post about again? Oh, yeah, milk! My balder half is lactose intolerant, so does almond milk count? Just think of those poor farmers trying to express milk from those tiny nuts! Nut milkers of the world I salute you! Sorry, Maddie, but you do bring the silliness in me to the fore. Yeah, I'm blaming you.
ReplyDeletebwhahahahahahaha, "nut milkers"! just another day at the casa for the mistress...
DeleteNut milkers....the next big sexual kink for sure.
Deleteyou put the gin in the milk, amirite? or you milk the houseboyz? or you put the gin in the houseboyz before you milk them? I am SO confused! (wink)
ReplyDeleteI notice the guys undies say PUMP; if you pump them, you get fresh cream!
All such delicious options!
Deleteas your aware. the mistress only takes cream fesh
DeleteAnd they say milk grows them big!!!!! Are your big Mistresd
ReplyDeleteWhy the National Diary Association has hired you yet is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteI'm seeing a lot of wearing of the milk; more so than the drinking. But either way is good.
ReplyDeleteYou go through a gallon of milk a week?!?!?!?! Holy cow! No pun intended. I loved milk as a child.....but couldn't tell you last time a bought more then a quart of milk.
ReplyDeleteMe too! When I was little we used to buy it straight from the farm and had to shake it before we drank it because the fat floats to the top. Scrumptious!
ReplyDeletethe mistress drinks so much milk that you could pull on his big utter for two weeks and still get milk.....
ReplyDeleteWhy am I suddenly craving calcium??
ReplyDeleteI am not really a milk drinker, but I do love cheese.
ReplyDeleteThose knickers probably smell like yoghurt by now. Jx
ReplyDeleteEEEEWWWWW!!!!!
DeleteI'm not sure but did you say something about milk?
ReplyDeleteOh...I'm like you with milk. I drink I ton of milk since I'm working in landscaping and working out everyday. And I would love to milk your boy, I mean boys.
ReplyDeleteNow what we need to know is how often do you get milked?
ReplyDeleteOh , I'm with you Mistress, I love me a glass of milk. I like dairy in general.
ReplyDeleteAnd let us not regale the story of how years ago we were all out one weekend.... and you were stinking ripped, and instead of asking for another cocktail, you ordered a glass of milk.
ReplyDeleteI to date, never saw a bartender so dumbfounded.
I love milk too, I am lactose intolerant as well but I buy lactose milk or goats milk. I drink three to four liters a week. I always liked it, I think it's why I am so tall compared to my parents and sister.
ReplyDeleteAll of a sudden I want milk.
ReplyDeleteWell, there is certainly no reason to cry over spilled milk.
ReplyDeleteI like milk or is it a I like to get milked?
ReplyDeleteAsk me tomorrow.
You wouldn't believe it but I just drank an entire bottle of milk and I now look exactly like that! (I SAID you wouldn't believe it.)
ReplyDeleteGoodness, me! Don't spill so much...it'll have to be cleaned off - with someone's tongue. :-)
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