Tuesday, September 5, 2017

HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE

Now brace yourselves my little Swallows......will you believe me when I tell you the Mistress's vacations are all done???? Yes, tis true! I now have till next week off before returning to my new position with the company I left. So now I have got to get the houseboys back into shape from their vacation, not to mention the Casa is all cob webbed! This was a long stretch of time and I swear, the Mistress behaved myself the whole time. Well, ok. I may have fell off the wagon three of four times. This vacation started in Provincetown for the ever lovely carnival week. As usual it was a packed week. Some of the sites.....
Couldn't take my eyes off this Indians chest. It was purrrrrrfect.....
Miss Richfield 1981
Gold assets! I wanted to jump into the sea of men at the Boatslip.....
And at Purgatory's Jock and Underwear party......
Anyone want to roll the dice?
Of course there were the usual scenes of beauty around the town....
Saw this guy tuckered out waiting for his owner....
Our lovely host's time share.....
Another of my friends, the lovely Pearly Gates showed us a good time. You think I'm nuts....you haven't seen anything yet.
We even did the whale watch this year, and I'm not talking about Governor Christie.
Preston was caught getting cheeky with the Mistress at the lighthouse!!!! It was scandal I tell ya!
It was a wild week...and upon leaving, our friend Trevor didn't want to leave. He even jumped out of the car and attached himself to the welcome road sign. I'm not sure, but I think he's still there.
Upon getting back, I went to a show in New Hope at the Raven, to see the fabulous Jackie Beat and Sherry Vine who were in town for Battle of the Bitches, a entertaining show where the two queens sing their parody songs and try to out do each other. Both talented and ever hilarious. These bitches just aren't right.
The next day....and miraculously no hang over, it was time to meet up with Anne Marie for a lovely three hour lunch, for some good fun, conversation, and some drinks of course. But did she slam the drinks down my throat. It was like, 1,2,3,4 slam it whore!!!! She did have a few....
Ok , Ok.....so these were mine! It was great fun to see her again, and I have the feeling it will be sooner than later till our next meeting. I also got to see her lovely wares! Her knitting that is. Get your mind out of the gutters.


After another day....it was then off to Rehoboth Beach for a few days, with the Lad. A much more relaxing time this round.....
The Lad trying to be incognito..... 
 Lovely magaritias at the Iguana Grill....
Like we needed another reason to love this little spigot of land... Drag volleyball....
  And whichever bathrooms! Very cool!
Then from Rehoboth it was off to the Woods Campground for the Labor Day weekend...for some more fun and frolic and relaxing.

The Miss Woods Campground contest commenced with Heidi Ho as emcee...
 It was a entertaining show to say the least, and Maxine Chambers gave up her crown as reining queen. With dancing that followed. Now were back at the Casa. With exception to seeing Hedda Lettuce for a Labor Day Show in New Hope, I'm done. I almost didn't even recognize the Casa. Now I may sleep for a few days, as the Lad and friends are gone, the Mistress unpacked, and getting caught up. Taking a vacation is work I tell ya... to get caught up. I shutter at the thought Daddy Warbucks may call now. He is famous for that shit. I best get some shut eye just in case.

49 comments:

  1. miss richfield! pearly gates! the lad! golden assets! whales! jackie beat! DAMN, GIRL!

    "I also got to see her lovely wares!" - not everyone gets to see my charms!

    you didn't picture my two dainty drinks.

    now git yer tiny ass back to work! :)

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  2. Enough debauchery, Mistress, ENOUGH! Back to work, you!

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  3. Wow! Blue sky, sun and loverly.
    No rain, no floods, no fires, no constant smoke.
    Glad you enjoyed your time away. :-) xoxoxox

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  4. P-town is already not the same since you and your cute little ass left. It was great seeing you and friends again. I must make it to Rehoboth sometime to see the difference from here. Lovely pictures!

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  5. Welcome Back Finally!!!!!! It looks like you had a extraordinary summer! You sure do love your sand and sea don't you? Too look like that in a swim suit again.

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  6. I'm so glad you are back! And glad to hear you enjoyed yourself! I missed all your posting. I also see what you mean about the chief Indians chest..... this also explains why your gone for weeks from the Raven.

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    1. Not to worry dear...my glasses and turban will be there soon enough.....

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  7. Lovely trips....I just bet you were sinful,SINFUL!!! And did we miss you found a job already?????? Congrats girl!!!!

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    1. Thanks girls! Yes about a month or two ago I did a post on by job reveal!

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  8. Welcome back Mistress!!!! I have always loved Provincetown, but we haven't been in years. There whale watch is usually spectacular. And adore Sherry Vine. I can only imagine your lunch with Anne. As I get older, even a few days away from home makes me want to come home right away.

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  9. Great photo choices here! So much skin....I thought it was a skin rag for a minute. If you and the Lad ever make a movie, I'd love to see a copy.

    Welcome Back!

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  10. What a great trip, from tops to bottoms, and all the gin in between!

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  11. Can you sit down comfortably yet, dear Mistress? Jx

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    1. I wondered the same thing. I bet he is limping.

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    2. probably sitting on a doughnut pillow.

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    3. Now listen y'all. "There is a difference between having a good time, and being a obvious wanton slut. I know, my toe has been on that line."

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  12. Now that's my kind of vacations! And yes....I will roll those dice!!!!

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    1. I thought you rolled on the tables at the Casa already?

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  13. I got tired trying to keep up with the photo gallery! I'm glad you had fun, and dare we ask how much longer before you have to get back to work like the rest of us?

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  14. You live a wonderful life. Enjoy your last week of freedom before you get back into the grind. Although, even your daily grind has an awful lot of GOOD bump to go along with it.

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  15. I have yet to make up to town for a whale watch yet. It's on my list.but you definitely captured the essence of these places.

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  16. Lots of spectacular sights, and a few nice landscapes.

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  17. I got tired just reading about the adventures. But, you certainly woke me with the Lad, and those lovely lumpy landscape pictures. Now, you must whip those Houseboys back into shape, and I dare say the bar needs to be replenished....
    Hugs!!!

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  18. You snuck back with me realizing. The last, the husky and the boys shots have me melting. I so need a vacation.

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  19. You snuck back with me realizing. The last, the husky and the boys shots have me melting. I so need a vacation.

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  20. Several of those pictures alone would have made a worthwhile post, but to get them all at once? WOW!

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  21. I always love your phone and rehoboth post......but you have been gone too long. And with men like this, I don't blame you. Loved the sleeping husky welcome back mistress..

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  22. You need a vacation from your vacations.

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  23. What a life you lead, Mistress! That Indian chest looks very firm, but why are the nipples pointing in different directions? Tell Daddy Warmbutt you're taking an abstinence cure if he turns up. :)

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  24. Beautiful pictures, sweetie. I have to say, though, some of the beach ones reminded me of the opening scenes from Jaws. That music is still going through my head. Yes, I've given up on getting a life.

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    1. I was relieved no sharks.....just gigantic whales!

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  25. Yay so nice to have you back!!! When you vacation, you vacation!

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  26. Welcome back! Loved the post. It's near to see the difference between differene and rehoboth. I prefer rehoboth over ptownn simply because because of the crowds. Now can I roll your dice?

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  27. Oh darling! I'm so glad you're back and that you had such a wonderful trip. Nice that you got to meet some other bloggers and readers too. One day. I love the whale and the parade pictures. You must be exhausted.

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    1. Ms.Moorecock told me there was 8 guys at my door. I says, send one home....I'm exhausted.

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  28. Welcome back sweet sweet Mistress!!! I am sooo ready for your return because ALREADY, such a great post!!! And what scenery and eye candy! Your friend on the sign is so funny...but can you blame him?

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  29. Welcome back - sounds like an amazing trip! Your Lad is quite cute! Next year take me with you.

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  30. Sounds and looks like an amazing trip ......how you got any rest with all those guys around is beyond me. And I'm loving the swim suit you have on with the dice. Very Nice indeed.

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  31. I'm loving that gold lamed butt! I can imagine the sites you saw. Pearl looks like a trip.

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  32. How have you been? I've missed you... but I see you certainly got around.....single and certainly ready to mingle. Great pictures.

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  33. I'm surprised you didn't end up back at the Indian's tee-pee!?! And you and Preston? What in the would were you two up too? Looks like a wonderful trip...next year...I'm going. The whale watch is always interesting.

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  34. Time to settle down and classify which speedos looks best against the approaching jockstrap.

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  35. Approaching jock strap? I don't know I can get the boy and the twins in one.

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