Thursday, February 6, 2014

HE HANDLES WITH SUCH CARE

I'm back!!!! After the power outage yesterday due to the ice storm and making it through the night with temps falling in the Casa to 32 degrees, and the many detours to work today. You would think three glasses of whiskey would have helped!?!? I need to collect myself. It was very stressful overnight, and I have no idea if I will ever see my sizable testicles again..... sorry, I also lost my filter overnight!!!! In the meantime, here's a funny video.The Hungry How-To Hunk strikes ...... I just love a man who is gentle with meat, and love his technique on handing such a long length. Hmmmmmmmm
 
 
I'll start to receive again momentarily

36 comments:

  1. My god, that video is too funny! And so glad you didn't freeze to death. 32 degrees!?!?!?

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    1. no chance of the honey, you know how much gin courses those veins?

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  2. Don't worry, your big boys will be back to hanging low again in no time, so you can sit of them and start your bitching again.

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    1. sat of them?!??* mind wanders for a visual image*

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    2. Just how big are we talking here Miss Moorecock?

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    3. I heard when the Lad revealed them for the first time, they left a welt?

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    4. Welt hell! He had a slight concussion.

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    5. They are quite the magnificent boys, if a recall.

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    6. Please, all his junk was quite popular this summer in Ptown!

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  3. So glad you came out of the storm alright well.....most of you! And what the hell did I just watch!!!!!!!!

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  4. "Continue to push more of your meat down the hole....east does it" I don't see the problem?

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    1. My guess is because your face is in the pillow.

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  5. Yeah, your back!!!! Now that video take food porn to a whole new level.

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  6. First glad your safe and sound!!!! Second between the video, the mention of your big boys and you'll be receiving soon, I don't know which way to go or say. But I hope your boys will be fine

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  7. So glad you warmed up again! I'm very good at warming boys up, you wanna give me a try? The video? Screw the sausage, I'll try him instead!

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    1. That will be like handling two Faberge' eggs! Careful.

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  8. swing low, sweet chariot.

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    1. They have been known to carry me home.

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  9. he KNOWS what to do with his hands!!!!! Hopefully all the bad weather is behind now........

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  10. That remind me, I've always wanted to make homemade sausage, know I know! He is rather hubba, hubba! Now. Our power came back just this evening, your my first stop dear boy.

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    1. So glad to hear that!!!! It's awful without power in this cold!

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  11. I feel so violated right now.

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  12. I 'llnever be able to go the the butcher again and keep a straight face.

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  13. Glad to hear that things are up running again. As for the video... I love me a hot, hairy man and I love me some sausage. But when I see him in the kitchen making sausage, my germaphobia kicks in.

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  14. oh my, mistress seems to be in stress mode still. she needs plenty of @sssssss (or gin, whatever is handy).

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  15. Whether it's a 24" sausage or three 8", that man knows how to handle a big meat.

    I could use a houseboy like that at the Lair. ;-)

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    1. I prefer three 8" myself. I'm a hungry bitch.

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  16. That reminds me to give my neighbor a call.

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    1. If that reminds you of your neighbor, we could both give him a call.

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  17. I need a towel ... sausage porn this early in the morning was a welcome surprise!

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  18. And you're back with a vengeance, aren't you?

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  19. I never rubbed my tip with extra virgin olive oil before. But I have rubbed the tip of a virgin before.

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  20. Is it wrong I got hard while watching him handle the long meat grow?

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  21. Oh. My. God. I'm never eating bacon again.

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