I tell you, I have the best of friends.
Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan, who's name is DJ, and his beard Chloe are currently in Rio de Janeiro who are acting as my South American corespondents down there and
keeping me up to date on the crazy goings on down in Rio, where he makes a pilgrimage every two years. One day I've got to join him down there as you all know I'm quite fond of the South American mens!!!! In today's email he told me of his sauna visits. Instead of paying the modest fee for the hunky prostitutes who congregate in the saunas that look like a Andrew Christian underwear video, I'm sure he is performing tricks for free and getting paid handsomely with some guys junk! You'd never catch me in there. So somewhere in Rio, there's a sauna full of hunky hot Brazilian men with some of his bronzer smeared on them. And they are lucky if that's all he's done left them with.
To really rub it in, the hag just emailed me some picks from the trip knowing damn well the suffering I'm going through with this weather. And he even has a hunky tour guide to boot yet. DJ even showed him my blog one day. I just hope he didn't pass himself off for me!!!!! And that bitch gets lucky impersonating moi!!!! I had to cover his junk since he was on a nude beach. May he get some sand crabs!
When he doesn't have a cock in each end,(I'm just guessing) I have told him to root out new cultural trends for me and possibly find me a Brazilian