LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
And just where DID you hang the mistletoe?
I'm guessing right above the big balls?
I always suspected as much.
Mistletoe is always a good ass breaker. Oops,I meant ice breaker.
And a jaw breaker.
Fabulous art by Paul Richmond. It wouldn't be Christmas without smouldering yule logs.
and in the mistress's case, one smoldering at each end....of the house.
Nothing beats hanging baubles! Jx
and at 10 karats each.
Except when you accidentally sit on them. OUCH
lucky you didn't put his reading eye out
Lol, I always loved this art for these works of fiction.
so, the lad is well hung by the chimney with care, eh?
Along with two shiny bright orbs!
don't blame the mistletoe. you swallow the other 364 days of year.
With a gin back!
The atmosphere isn't festive until you've blown on a party horn, Mistress!
I see you have been to a casa party then!
What a magnificent sprig of mistletoe it is too.
Hanging the mistletoe - "Kiss me...somewhere." Hugs!!
Fiction cover art is the best, and in this case it's a lot classier than the "mistletoe belt buckle" I've heard about.
The gift unwraps itself.
I absolutely love you bluntly put tactics.
I can't wait to read the follow up, Mistress Rides the Yule Log.
I sure wouldn't mind handling your mistletoe! And did your pants juts happen to come down once you were up the ladder?!?!?!?
I heard you had four guys kissing on, under your mistletoe one night.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!