Hello & Buh-Bye Everyone!
It's important to take time off, don't you agree???? I'm off again**** this time with Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan and Preston and some new friends for my first visit ever to the infamous Fire Island, where I'm sure to make a spectacle big splash, and of course hold court.....
and maybe catch the eye of a new gentlemen.....
In my absence, and since the houseboys are too, your welcome to join in the Ladies Tea Dance every afternoon! The Lesbyterians in my neighborhood are a fun and wild bunch.And who says they don't like a good ball toss????
I'll back in a couple weeks! Don't do anything I wouldn't!!!!
Tootles!
Fire Island!!!! Have fun darling, those guys are a fun bunch there. Oh dear, I am so behind. I better get caught back up with your glamorous comings and goings !
ReplyDeleteI just know you and the boys will have a blast!!!!! So beautiful there. Just remember if you walk between Cherry Grove and the Pines through the woods.....don't bend over!
ReplyDeletenow that you said don't, it will be a dare
DeleteI figured you'd have a glamorous beach hat! And I seen you hold court...with all men....highly entertaining. But if you catch the eye of that man, you'll never see you again!
ReplyDeleteDear, just watching the man walk, I need a good stiff one. Cheers darling!
ReplyDeleteAll I know of Fire Island is a few snippets in The Normal Heart. It looked quite adventurous. Have a great time, and is there extra space for one!?!?
ReplyDeleteYou could have warned of a high tide, I almost drown for Christ sake!You work at a very civilized place that sends you on lovely holidays form work! What do you work, like four weeks a year?????? Hope you have a super time!
ReplyDeleteAnd in those four weeks, he always finds the busiest corners.
DeleteMaddie is going to slap me but I just have to go there.
DeleteMaddie works every day of the year. Now some of this work is not the same as what you do but it is work nonetheless.
Don't mind me...I'll be hanging with the girls at tea dance. Even gay, the boobs have always fascinated me. And Coco is right...if your beside that man, or under, or on top......we'll never see you again...ever.
ReplyDeletegood, you can be head judge of the ta tas contest.
DeleteHave a blast! I know my gay friends LOVE FI! Your definitely a beach baby, but is there a more relaxing locale? And will Ms Moorecock be tending to your birds?
ReplyDeletegood gawd, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that
DeleteThis should be a fun and totally gorgeous trip! You sure know how to wet a appetite for the beach my friend.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely trip! I think I'll go to the Ladies Tea, I'll try anything once!
ReplyDeleteHow did I get stuck behind in this dump. Not to worry I will judge best ta tas at the Ladies Tea Dance. And I'm sure your bubble butt amongst others things will indeed make a big spectacle err, splash.
ReplyDeleteOh man this sounds excellent! I only hope there will be some video footage of this one.
ReplyDeleteI'mma not into girls, so I will decline to attend the ladies tea dances.
ReplyDelete@marcus midnight - boobs are boobs, nothing special about them.
guess ms. moorecock and I will have to drink all the gin...
like he even kept a drop left here.....it all left in IV bags
DeleteI'mma have to cut a bitch then...not YOU, dear ms. moorecock!
DeleteDo you think it's appropriate to write" holiday" in the sand with your cock? Have a blast and we want details.
ReplyDeletedon't knock it....sometimes it's the only way we can find him when on the beach.
Deletehey, I say if it's a masterpiece use all it's talents.
DeleteI admit to being wildly curious as to what you do for a living? I want to apply so I can too have off all the time. Have a lovely time.
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot of white spray to have in one's face. Have fun!
ReplyDeletehow did you think he has such good skin?
DeleteYou'll be a kid in a candy store for sure! Can't wait to hear about this one. Weeks???
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you'll be in for tons of fun! My gay boy took me there once.......never saw so many beautiful men per capita!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid some say Lesbyterian tea dance? Safe travels honey!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't call me if you need bail money.
ReplyDeletenow....what ever TROUBLE could HE get into. and while your here the lesbyterians are saying your sucking the place dry.
DeleteMaddie is my twin. There's a good chance that he'll need bail money. I've been receiving text messages about his shenanigans.
DeleteOh and the bar was dry when I showed up. Sent the house boys out to restock it.
One is enough.
DeleteOne for each coast.
DeleteTexts? Now THOSE must be interesting?
DeleteNow I just know you'll have a good time......but save some of the energy for PTown!!!!!! Now off to the Ladies Tea Dance..........
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you what the wave just did to my coiffure. Safe travels and have a pleasant time!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time! I have heard Fire Island is so beautiful and the men are drop dead gorgeous! Like the one above...who is getting me very excited right now.....how can one work with distractions like that?
ReplyDeleteIn a surf like that, you'll come out without your trunks on! Have a blast! I hear it's a fun locale
ReplyDeleteOkay, it's official...I'm jealous. I've heard so much over my lifetime about Fire Island and have never experienced it. Le sigh... Nevertheless, I wish you a fabulous time - but safe travels.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a wonderful trip, will miss your daily posting... and look forward to reading more on your trip!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a trip with a bunch of Randy boys. I love fire island and the best part NO CARS ALLOWED.
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time handsome. I'm sure you'll have a good time, if not naughty time. We want the details of this one.
ReplyDeletejust read the Karma Sutra.
DeleteExciting exciting have a wonderful time handsome
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you will enjoy Fire Island.....i hear it is spectacular! The homes there alone are worth a look see. Now. I can't seem to take my eyes off the guy above.........
ReplyDeleteit's like those old songs, follow the bouncing balls.
DeleteWell I was away and stopped by and see your gone again.....so off to see the ladies. I see they are all sunning the girls.
ReplyDeleteyes....join in....the girls need another coat of lotion.
DeleteYou sure do get around honey.......do you by chance need an assistant? This trip sounds lovely.
ReplyDeleteBubbles!
DeleteYour gone again????? I can just imagine the debauchery.........
ReplyDeleteI know you're having a wonderful time! Do lots of naughty things for me! *mwah*
ReplyDeleteI have been on the road, and now see you gone yet again. Aren't you done sinning yet? But must say sounds like great time.
ReplyDeleteAren't you back yet?????? How much vacation can one be on?
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