Monday, January 9, 2017

YOU THINK I'M JOKING?

The Mistress was none to pleased to leave the warm confines of the boudoir today, seeing it was only a whole 6 degrees when I left.....especially since I had to be at work at 6AM!!!!! We are currently conducting inventory, so we must, ourselves do the visual inventory in fear store associates may not handle the mannequins properly, or will completely dishevel all the styling we do. I may be mister gin infused happy pants on here, but my co-workers will tell you it's definitely Cruella Devil, or Miranda Priestley at work. And this morning was no different.

I sure hope you all had a good Monday.
That's all.

22 comments:

  1. Please, I remember well when I worked at the store. Trust me, everyone know the store best be neat and tidy and recovered. You would hear the loins girding. You could easily fill either of their shoes. Oh wait you do.

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    1. That's good to know that was the sound. Here I thought it was my underwear band stretching.

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  2. oh you little bitch! (said in a loving tone of voice, of course)

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  3. we've got more snow coming. Abby is Miss Crabby Pants.

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  4. They should know....your not to be trifled with.

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  5. 6am! How utterly barbaric, Mistress. I think you deserve your own time zone.

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  6. You little sweetie, you couldn't be cruel, unless you wanted to.

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    1. Your a dear, but you have yet to see me wake up at that hour yet! Talk about a sleeping bear awoken!!!!!!

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  7. I remember inventory count mornings back in the day. Those were cruel morning. Be at work by 7am and then be in a rush to have it done before the doors open at 9am. I don't miss them at all.

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    1. Well luckily the store is closed completely the first day, with the other two days opening at 1pm.

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  8. Oh, my dear, goodness gracious! 6AM??? That's cruel and unusual... Back in my short-lived days of inventory stuff, we did it at night, after the store closed. Extra hugs!!!

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  9. What does improper handling of the mannequins involve, one wonders?

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    1. We should ask Norma probably. I have the feeling a grope is involved.

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  10. i for one am highly shocked your anal.

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  11. 6 a.m. ?&£@?! Why I'm surprised you'd even made it home from the night before.
    JP

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  12. Oh, yes, I always refer to you as Happy Pants.

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  13. I have good assistant skills above and below the desk.

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