Wednesday, January 25, 2017

AMERICA MANSPREADING EPIDEMIC

  manspreading.
You just know anything with man and spreading will grab my attention, You know what I’m talking about: the dudes who sit on the subway, or buses and expand their legs to bar anyone from sitting anywhere near them. Apparently in New York and other big cities, commuters are thinking and saying... “Seriously guys, it has got to stop. They say that men who spread their legs on the subway take up too much room, and it’s unfair to other passengers. As a human male who possesses a nice penis, so I have been told, I will say and admit to sitting spread like that, but it is totally a unconscious thing. And it is not because there is 12" down there and it needs the room. I still sit like that. It's just a habit. The issue of manspreading has become such a problem in recent months that New York subway officials have announced plans to launch an awareness campaign  that just kicked off, kindly asking passengers to be more mindful about how much space they take up in their seats.“Courtesy is contagious” is the campaign’s planned slogan. Honestly, I'm not on the fence about the issue. Sure, manspreading can be obnoxious on a cramped subway car. And if I sit like that and I know another guy enjoys the view, why not let him enjoy it??? I have even gotten engaged in conversation before because of it!!! And I'll leave that there. But there are plenty of times when I don’t mind a guy showing off his wide stance.....

Seriously...look at those fine legs...what's to complain about??? Hell, he could drape those suckers over my gams while sitting there.


Who would pass up seeing a full market basket?
And I most certainly wouldn't mind seeing twig and berries hanging from the branch.


Call me blond, I just don't see the problem???

55 comments:

  1. As you probably guessed, I STRONGLY endorsed manspreading.

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  2. none of the carriages in any of these shots look very crammed with passengers anyway... what's the problem again?

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    1. Glad to see we agree. Lets get out the opera glasses....

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  3. MANspread… I can’t believe it’s not butter!

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  4. You forget I have been on mass transit with you. You spread and could do a pocket puppet show.

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    1. The wall shadow puppet is even more entertaining

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    2. But neither of you have seen the Beanstalk impersonation I do yet. Its hard to keep that little figurine on as he is sliding down......

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    3. Probably a good thing the mistress doesn't have a hole in his pocket.

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  5. Men evolved to sit with their legs spread, period. And I ain't complaining.

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  6. Our trolleys have seating that's similar to buses, so I'd never get to see things like that. On the other hand, riding the trolley in certain parts of San Diego after dark isn't safe.

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  7. That's why in London they call it the "Tube". Jx

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    1. funny, that's what the Lad calls the mistress when he on top.

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    2. Jon, I am too assume your on the Tube a lot?

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  8. It looks more healthy for men with thighs like nutcrackers. In some human tribes the men have a pouch for the nutsack and let the sausage swing free.

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    1. unfortunately, in the mistress's case, he'd need a bowling ball bag for his balls.

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    2. Remind me Ms.Moorecock to find your muzzle. I'm sure gorilla doesn't need to know about the family vault.

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  9. But will they spread straight from the fridge, or are they just too damn hard?!

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    1. I hate when they don't spread because their too hard.

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  10. I remember being on a bus in downtown Los Angeles (long ago). A guy sitting near me was wearing sweat pants. He fell asleep and got a huge, very obvious erection. I was young and fairly innocent at the time and didn't know how to react...but I enjoyed the view.
    I'm a helluva lot more aggressive now.

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    1. Me too Jon. Last time I pulled on a guys junk. I had a few and thought it was the emergency brake.

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    2. HA! When guys fall asleep ....it's the best!

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  11. I believe you can get a ticket on BART for doing that on BART. Yeah, No Pants Day is OK but please do not invade my personal space. Someone may get hurt. And it ain't going to be me.

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    1. Unless he pulls out a club. No pants day?!?!? Why don't we have one here?

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    2. https://www.google.com/amp/www.mercurynews.com/2017/01/08/annual-no-pants-subway-ride-hits-cities-around-the-world/amp/?client=safari

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  12. If the train is crowded, and you try to sit next to "him" most will make room so you can squeeze in - next to them. The bigger pricks are the one's who sit their bag on the seat next to them, and won't move it so you can sit down.

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  13. I'll say this. If I'm on the bus with several bundles, I do find it annoying. But I still try to look.

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  14. Since I don't have a car, I take the bus or trains. I'm guilty of this because my big cello is between my legs.

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    1. And I bet you play your instrument so well.

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  15. I'm sorry, did you mean to type: "... he could drape those suckers over my gams..."? Or was "gams" meant to be "gums"?

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    1. With his legs, he could take his pick with either.

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  16. Now you know why I always travel on London Underground with a pair of binoculars.
    JP

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    1. Boy, you FIRMLY agree with objects appearing bigger don't you?

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  17. Oh, my goodness... Manspreading is the natural position of a man's legs when he sits. My sister used to complain about that when she had to sit in the back seat of the car between me and my brother. He finally explained it to her: Things get in the way. Seriously. A man's legs do NOT naturally line side-by-side in a sitting position, whether you've got 12" and miniature boulders between your legs or a mini-gherkin and raisins.
    I do believe this is a topic for my blog.... Hugs!!!

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    1. The last picture I put in just for your benefit.

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    2. And it is VERY appreciated! ***smooch***

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  18. If you were sitting across from me, id have no problem staring at your English cumcumber. I see this all the time here. Better when guys have shorts on.

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  19. What a fun post!!! And love the examples!! I do that on trains too but I know I'm doing it. If I see a hot guy, I have no problem fluffing the bulge, and if I have shorts on, I once let the bird hang out for one guy to see. Turned into a rather fun evening.

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  20. I march to the back of the bus and force them to put their legs back together so I can sit beside them.

    None of them has ever looked as good as the samples above or I may have been lenient.

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  21. Yeah, this happens here alot too on mass transit. And alot of bitching about. I remember once when I was staring up a handsome guy spread eagled. Nice legs and full basket. I was so engrossed staring, I totally missed my stop. I bet you made a few miss stops Mistress with your equipment.

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  22. This makes me want to take the train home tonight.

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  23. The guide that most men seem to follow: manspread in sneakers, cross legs in loafers and oxfords, extend cross legs at ankles for boat and desert boots.

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  24. When I wear shorts like the guy in the orange shorts, I don’t wear underwear. That way, if I have the opportunity to manspread, folks get a peek at what I’m packin’ down there.

    Only problem is that I’m a grower rather than a shower so.....you know....not much to peek at most of the time. But when I’m excited, watch out!

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  25. I think there’s a contextual element missing here - manspreading in photos is sexy, manspreading in a crowded, packed train having your personal space invaded is NOT sexy, unless he is!!!!

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  26. I don't mind this issue at all, unless the train or subway is very packed and I can still have a birds eye view. Once while in nyc, it was very late on the subway. A guy had caught my attention with his manspread, so I did the same. That led to getting things out right there....it was show time. My most memorable mass transit ride EVER.

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