You just know anything with man and spreading will grab my attention, You know what I’m talking about: the dudes who sit on the subway, or buses and expand their legs to bar anyone from sitting anywhere near them. Apparently in New York and other big cities, commuters are thinking and saying... “Seriously guys, it has got to stop. They say that men who spread their legs on the subway take up too much room, and it’s unfair to other passengers. As a human male who possesses a nice penis, so I have been told, I will say and admit to sitting spread like that, but it is totally a unconscious thing. And it is not because there is 12" down there and it needs the room. I still sit like that. It's just a habit. The issue of manspreading has become such a problem in recent months that New York subway officials have announced plans to launch an awareness campaign that just kicked off, kindly asking passengers to be more mindful about how much space they take up in their seats.“Courtesy is contagious” is the campaign’s planned slogan. Honestly, I'm not on the fence about the issue. Sure, manspreading can be obnoxious on a cramped subway car. And if I sit like that and I know another guy enjoys the view, why not let him enjoy it??? I have even gotten engaged in conversation before because of it!!! And I'll leave that there. But there are plenty of times when I don’t mind a guy showing off his wide stance.....
Seriously...look at those fine legs...what's to complain about??? Hell, he could drape those suckers over my gams while sitting there.
Who would pass up seeing a full market basket?
And I most certainly wouldn't mind seeing twig and berries hanging from the branch.
Call me blond, I just don't see the problem???