Tuesday, January 3, 2017

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES

Who wore it better?

If I sued for every rear end collision I'd be rich.

I know just how she feels.

She must have something against nuts.


Ohhhhhhhh dear........

21 comments:

  1. LOL. Great smiles provided this morning. Even the last one. I can usually accept the occasional error in an email, blog post, or on FB, but the cringe factor with newspapers is always much higher. This, though, made me laugh. Hugs, mistress!!!

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  2. Also gets a chortle out of newspaper boo-boos. :-)

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  3. The cock hungry woman looks very svelte. Do you think giving blowjobs keeps her trim, Mistress? She can't eat with her mouth full. :)

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    1. Well dear, I can't speak for her, but that's how I always kept my figure.

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  4. Gosh people are dumb, and funny, and trainwrecks like Mimi!

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  5. I've never yet sued over a rear-end collision.....

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  6. I adore bizarre news headlines. British local newspapers often prove to be the best... Jx

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    1. At least that lady did fart in the custard shortage.

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  7. wouldn't the train have remained together if it was
    corseted in mariah's girdle-y spangle-thingy?
    i mean, it sure holds her together.

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    1. Mimi is pulled tighter than a turkey in that,sucker. If one day it decides to go.....look out.

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  8. the train wreck looks better than has-been camel-toe mooriah!

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  9. After that train wreak. Mariah should hang it up. How bad is it she couldn't be a true diva and just sing? She couldn't even just sing??? Diva my foot.

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  10. Yeah...new year resolutions never last. Especially when they entail cock. Like you, I'd fall off the wagon right away.

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  11. You? In a rear ender? It seems your always plowing into something. Love these laughs

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  12. The last two were absolutely priceless. LOL!

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  13. Missippi Literacy! Priceless.

    My mother always told me not to wave at men dressed as Snickers.

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  14. Now I'm all worried about those Tots that are being forced to wear Gucci.

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  15. Leotards only look good on wrestlers. Just saying.
    JP

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