LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
(gets her whip out) one side, move over, git outta my way or I'll cut a bitch for a large cold G&T!
Jez, hard day dear?
crappy week, rather. and man, could I ever go for a long stiff hard one! got a houseboy you can spare?
Since your pouring.....make mine a double!
five day weekend?? no wonder that extra "umph" in your pouring.
I'll have a "five gin weekend" please, bartender! Jx
Couldn't help but noticed you have a pearl necklace on already.
my poison tonight? fig newtons.
Boy, you DO HIT the hard stuff. Promise you won't drink and drive.
Oh God, I need a drink or two. I came home from my father's place and my upstairs neighbors are being loud asshats. Again.
Have you made those Ex Lax brownies to take to them yet like I suggested?
Ex-lax brownies are too good for noisy neighbours - our new ones upstairs seem to be practising the military goose-step all day every day; I'm thinking of popping a pair of mated mice through their letter-box... Jx
A take a vodka over your rocks. I meant, a vodka over the rocks!!!
caareful now, mistress might enjoy that a little too much! :)
And I just bet you handle the highballs with care.
Had my usual. Tanker of gin.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!