Tuesday, April 12, 2016

SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT THE HARDY BOYS

Upon coming across these recent finds of covers of some Hardy Boys books, I find some things fishy about them, like they may have been gay. And it's not just wishful thinking. Even though, when I used to watch the show, I did have all kind of naughty scenarios of every combination possible, containing myself, Shawn Cassidy and Parker Stevenson from the Kama Sutra. But that's beside the point. Judging from these books covers, I reckon I have a lot in common with them, or them me. Do these covers or not, say their into some funny gay things......
 
Look at this....spying and peeping tom in a window. I bet you can rest assure it wasn't Nancy Drew in the bedroom.
 
Don't let this cover fool you. I too know what it's like to be tied up and gaged by a daddy.  
 
Unlike these boys, I have never needed a clue to find my Big Wiggly.
 
What happened at Midnight? Trust me, this isn't my first time at the rodeo people. This is the Hardy Boys picking up a third. Hell, this could be a summer scene right from the dick dock in P-town. Not that I would know. I was only down there looking for my pearl necklace that came off earlier in the day.
 
I rest my case.

23 comments:

  1. Hilarious! You need to read this book, Mistress:

    http://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Closet-Nancy-Hardly-Mystery/dp/1573442283/ref=pd_bxgy_14_3/190-1231911-7007920?ie=UTF8&refRID=12KDBWXW5V4QS5PKTQ6V

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    1. Well gee whiz, you know I'm all about good manners, manly fashion sense, and trips to Europe...and a muscular Frank......

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  2. the author's name is pronounced "dicks-son."
    i rest my case.

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  3. All of those covers are intriguing in a delightfully erotic way - - but for some uncanny reason that big detached wiggly alarms me.

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  4. I just already assumed you slept with them.

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  5. Those book covers do bring up some old memories, don't they? :)

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  6. I have been awake for 15 minutes and you already have me needing a pee pad!

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  7. Read Nancy Drew as a kidlet and now one of my grand-nieces is reading them!

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  8. And is that a flesh light in the one cover, not a flashlight?

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  9. Yeah, they gave me many gay fantasy's.

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  10. We ALL know what happened at midnight! And we love it!! Hugs!

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  11. Ah yes... Shaun Cassidy. Gave Andy Warhol an instant hard-on, apparently... Jx

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  12. Wait till they get a load of your huge Mr. Wiggly.

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  13. BTW
    I had a crush on Parker Stevenson, and I always suspected he was gay.
    He was married to Kristie Alley, but hell - - she's a man!

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  14. My uncle gave me a few of their books. I enjoyed them, but I also had my own dirty version. You at the dick dock? Never.

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  15. You can still find me under the blankets with a flash light and a hardy boy even now.
    JP

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