Show your LGBT Pride now!!! With Gay Pride festivities right around the corner, it's never too early to get a jump on the good times and show your Pride!!!! Show your Pride with the first ever Rainbow Pride Dildo!!!!
100% silicone!
Non-porous medical grade silicone is body safe!
Don't let it be said the Mistress doesn't look out for you. Makes a great gift! Seriously, who wouldn’t want a Rainbow Dildo. *makes note to what Mistress MJ, Norma, Cali Boi, and Anne Marie will be getting soon*
Makes a great cocktail stir in a pinch!
Fits into any orifice!
Pride Dildos are penis shaped and 100% orifice compatible.
You'll be famous!
Plus your friends will be totally jealous!!!
With two wonderful models to choose from...
LONG DONG
What's better than a long silicone dong? A long dong with a suction cup made in the colors of the pride flag! This dildo is made completely from medical grade silicone, so you can rest assured that if the mood strikes, you can remove it from the mantle and plug it into any orifice - safely, hands free to still enjoy your cock-a-tail. Measures 8" long and 4.5" in girth.
Thick Rick
Thick Rick is the thicker Pride Dildo with balls! Entirely made from medical grade silicone, Thick Rick was a man with a seriously big piece. Now that it's rainbow colored, what's there not to love? Why not enjoy singing a good rendition of Petula Clark's Look to the Rainbow. Measuring a full 8 inches long and 6 inches in girth, Thick Rick looks great as home decor or crammed into one of your orifices.
Order yours now while supplies last!!!
long dong would fit me perfectly!
ReplyDeleteNo pun intended.
Deletesoitenly not (said in a curly howard voice)!
DeleteThe things we do in the name of Pride!
ReplyDeleteBut it will look nice next to my Rainbow Butt Plug™!
Mistress. How fun. With my arthritic hands I bey this may be the ticket to stir my cookie dough batter. I wonder if its dishwasher safe?
ReplyDeleteYour batter is that thick?
DeleteLol!!!! I should get one. I could paint my partners, but it would only be half the flag.
ReplyDeleteSort of at half mast.
DeleteYou're always ready to salute the flag, aren't you, Mistress?
ReplyDeleteIts more fun then a yellow ribbon around the olk tree
Deleteif you never pull it out, what difference does the color make?
ReplyDeleteAnd we wondered how you got that very straight posture.
DeleteWouldn't that make a festive candle?!?!
ReplyDeleteI don't recommend lighting it when inserted.
DeleteHas this been safety tested and endorsed by your very own bubble butt? You know Mistress Approved?
ReplyDeleteHello, Rick. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThere's something about those dildos that suggests they give off a radiant pulsating energy after insertion. I wish you'd been around to comment on Lady Daphne Wayne-Bough's "gay umbrella" post.
ReplyDeletehttp://daphnewaynebough.blogspot.co.uk/2006/08/my-gay-umbrella.html
Well, now... Hmmm... I wonder... Wouldn't it stand out too much among the other toys? They might get jealous due to disuse.
ReplyDeleteNot only a lovely centerpiece for a pride party, but used too.
ReplyDeleteI'm down to the "violet" as we speak. Jx
ReplyDeleteI sure hope there is a string attached for removal!
DeleteBoy, sure looks nice with those strips, not a plain Jane like the one I have now.
ReplyDeleteNothing says gay pride like shoving a rainbow up the old poop shoot.
ReplyDeleteBetter than a May Pole party.
DeleteI don't have a stripped one in my collection yet. How fun!
ReplyDeleteAnd just think, if they had a double header, it would be a hit at Pride parties. I myself like Thick Rick. Looks rather familiar.
ReplyDeleteHell, wed never get a turn if in your clothes.
DeleteIt nice they have suction cups. This way I can multi task while doing other things.
ReplyDeleteI always find that a good time to file my nails.
DeleteI'm not sure which one to cram in my orifice first. I don't have one with stripes yet.
ReplyDeleteIf they don't work, I may have another model.
DeleteDo they have anything longer?
ReplyDeleteyou were able to sit that long for then to mold that?
ReplyDeleteMy ass is hurting just thinking about those! I have never bottomed so it better be small. What a funny post. I didn't expect to see such and almost sprayed my drink.
ReplyDeleteJust as long as they're "medical Grade Silicone" I wouldn't want just any willy nilly plastic up the dirty back road.
ReplyDeleteOnly the best will do for you!
DeleteThat's not an easy image to get out of my head. I'm so glad I just started my day with it!
ReplyDeleteLOL,LOL,LOL! I was always a top till I met my ex. So I went out one night and bought a "thick rick", close to my ex, so I could get use to bottoming for him. I wonder of this rainbow version would have made it any more enjoyable?!?
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