Tuesday, April 5, 2016

RESERVE YOURS NOW!

 Show your LGBT Pride now!!! With Gay Pride festivities right around the corner, it's never too early to get a jump on the good times and show your Pride!!!! Show your Pride with the first ever Rainbow Pride Dildo!!!!
 
 

100% silicone!
Non-porous medical grade silicone is body safe!
 
Don't let it be said the Mistress doesn't look out for you. Makes a great gift! Seriously, who wouldn’t want a Rainbow Dildo. *makes note to what Mistress MJ, Norma, Cali Boi, and Anne Marie will be getting soon*

Makes a great cocktail stir in a pinch!
 

Fits into any orifice!

Pride Dildos are penis shaped and 100% orifice compatible.
 
You'll be famous!
Plus your friends will be totally jealous!!!
 
With two wonderful models to choose from...
LONG DONG
 
What's better than a long silicone dong? A long dong with a suction cup made in the colors of the pride flag! This dildo is made completely from medical grade silicone, so you can rest assured that if the mood strikes, you can remove it from the mantle and plug it into any orifice - safely, hands free to still enjoy your cock-a-tail. Measures 8" long and 4.5" in girth.
 
Thick Rick 
Thick Rick is the thicker Pride Dildo with balls! Entirely made from medical grade silicone, Thick Rick was a man with a seriously big piece. Now that it's rainbow colored, what's there not to love? Why not enjoy singing a good rendition of Petula Clark's Look to the Rainbow. Measuring a full 8 inches long and 6 inches in girth, Thick Rick looks great as home decor or crammed into one of your orifices.
 
Order yours now while supplies last!!!

38 comments:

  1. The things we do in the name of Pride!
    But it will look nice next to my Rainbow Butt Plug™!

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  2. Mistress. How fun. With my arthritic hands I bey this may be the ticket to stir my cookie dough batter. I wonder if its dishwasher safe?

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  3. Lol!!!! I should get one. I could paint my partners, but it would only be half the flag.

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  4. You're always ready to salute the flag, aren't you, Mistress?

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    1. Its more fun then a yellow ribbon around the olk tree

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  5. if you never pull it out, what difference does the color make?

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    1. And we wondered how you got that very straight posture.

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  6. Wouldn't that make a festive candle?!?!

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    1. I don't recommend lighting it when inserted.

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  7. Has this been safety tested and endorsed by your very own bubble butt? You know Mistress Approved?

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  8. There's something about those dildos that suggests they give off a radiant pulsating energy after insertion. I wish you'd been around to comment on Lady Daphne Wayne-Bough's "gay umbrella" post.

    http://daphnewaynebough.blogspot.co.uk/2006/08/my-gay-umbrella.html

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  9. Well, now... Hmmm... I wonder... Wouldn't it stand out too much among the other toys? They might get jealous due to disuse.

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  10. Not only a lovely centerpiece for a pride party, but used too.

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  11. I'm down to the "violet" as we speak. Jx

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    1. I sure hope there is a string attached for removal!

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  12. Boy, sure looks nice with those strips, not a plain Jane like the one I have now.

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  13. Nothing says gay pride like shoving a rainbow up the old poop shoot.

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  14. I don't have a stripped one in my collection yet. How fun!

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  15. And just think, if they had a double header, it would be a hit at Pride parties. I myself like Thick Rick. Looks rather familiar.

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    1. Hell, wed never get a turn if in your clothes.

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  16. It nice they have suction cups. This way I can multi task while doing other things.

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    1. I always find that a good time to file my nails.

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  17. I'm not sure which one to cram in my orifice first. I don't have one with stripes yet.

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    1. If they don't work, I may have another model.

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  18. you were able to sit that long for then to mold that?

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  19. My ass is hurting just thinking about those! I have never bottomed so it better be small. What a funny post. I didn't expect to see such and almost sprayed my drink.

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  20. Just as long as they're "medical Grade Silicone" I wouldn't want just any willy nilly plastic up the dirty back road.

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  21. That's not an easy image to get out of my head. I'm so glad I just started my day with it!

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  22. LOL,LOL,LOL! I was always a top till I met my ex. So I went out one night and bought a "thick rick", close to my ex, so I could get use to bottoming for him. I wonder of this rainbow version would have made it any more enjoyable?!?

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