Yes that's right!!! Popping the weasel, whacking the willy, pulling the pud, and what have you. Hell we all do it, at least I think we all do it. I have to admit when the Lad is here it's something he enjoys watching me do to get him started sometimes!!! And when I have no company, I won't lie...I enjoy a nice good session! Keeps you young I say. I came across this great video from Alpha M, who goes over the complete non-sense myths of masturbating. Pretty funny, and is he not adorable?!?
I don't know what's got into me this week, first rainbow dildos now this. Ahhhh spring.....
who DOESN'T jerk off? I know I do! self-love is the best love!
ReplyDeleteThat would explain why the lights in your house dim up and down.
DeleteMasturbation does cause blindness thats why I always aim DOWN!!!!! That video is pretty good.
ReplyDeleteTell me about it!!!
DeleteI have seen this guys videos, he's a,cool dude. But don't get this professional masturbater get started.
ReplyDeletewe don't care how often you do it, as long as you clean up when your done
ReplyDeleteWait... Masturbation gives you clearer skin? No wonder you look so good!!!!
ReplyDeletefountain of youth my foot...now we know!
DeleteIf masturbation caused blindness, I would have been blind two decades ago. I've masturbated almost daily for over twenty years. Doesn't matter if I'm with someone. If anything, it has made my member a little larger. If I decided to have sex in place of masturbation I would probably have the largest family on the planet. My sex drive is crazy.
ReplyDeleteI should have 20" by now then
DeleteWho's going straight to the work after watching this?
ReplyDeleteI'm a woman, and I masturbate several times a week... it's healthy. I have to ask, do guys pec muscles jump like that gif when you do it? If so I need to watch gay porn!
ReplyDeleteWhat, no video of you doing it? Just to make sure your doing it right of course. The guy here is fun, I could watch more of his stuff.
ReplyDeleteVery cool. My partner and I are like you guys. We get very turned on watching each other run one off. I wonder how it's different with gay couples verses straight couples? Some married women we know get very upset if they find their husbands doing it.
ReplyDeleteYou've been incredibly entertaining this week so far Mistress. Cock-a-tails, rainbow dildos, now this.....Its turning into sex week.
ReplyDelete"Turning into...?!"
DeleteIsn't it always?
Jx
I'm too tired too, can we just watch you?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't tell you the last time this old queen did this, but must be why I aged good.
ReplyDeleteSo that's why my girlfriend sometimes makes comments on my skin and asks if I have been jerking off. I thought it was just a random joke but apparently she knows masturbating gives you clear skin
ReplyDeleteI'll admit when I get home at night, I'm wiped. So it wouldn't bother me in the slightest if my partner takes his junk in his own hands. No denying...it fun to do!
ReplyDeleterumor on the street is around you , one needs bulletproof glasses?
ReplyDeleteA shooter is he!!!
DeleteHey, I have never jacked off in my entire life.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me a minute, while I try to find my glasses.......I want to shave my hairy palms.....
I believe that like I believe you never enjoyed a libation
DeleteFirst thing every morning, I do a rendition of Yankee My Doddle....and again at night.
ReplyDeletePreach it, brother, preach it! I've been preaching it for many years now, but apparently we must keep shoulting it from the rooftops for the general population (who are too embarrassed to discuss it): Jacking Off is perfectly natural, normal, and healthy.
ReplyDeleteNow, excuse me while drop trou and type with one hand...
Seriously, thanks for the post, and I hope someone who believes otherwise will watch.
I knew you'd enjoy this...you were my inspiration. I really should have passed out some moist towelettes. What kind of host am I.
DeleteAre those man-tits I'm looking at? I won't call them moobs, because moobs are horrible droopy things. He could be the first porn star to cum on his own tits!
ReplyDeleteDear ape, when I'm in the swing on things, my climax always ends up on my man tits...or beyond.
Deleteso.....Your one of those.....
DeleteThat guy made me choke my chicken.
ReplyDeleteDid I read in your bio that your favorite hobby was masturbaiting?
ReplyDeleteIt's extremely healthy for guys to masturbait, I can't believe how taboo the subject still is. You so don't want to know how often I rub one out.
ReplyDeleteWhile we know it can be entertaining, The video really was, the host is adorable. I, as the senior stateswoman here, have long lost interest in sex. But it never bothered me William playing with weasel. It got him out of my hair.
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't is right!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegood thing we can't grow hair on our palms, I'd be shaving every day!
ReplyDeleteI'll always available to lend a hand.
ReplyDeleteAlways,such a gentleman.
DeleteOften solo is my preferred method these days. Solo with a bud in the room is even better.
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