LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
that's NOT the kind of cock I had in mind! THAT sumbitch above is gonna be on mah dinner table if he doesn't STFU RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
LMAO! Reminds me of Jackie Gleason from Smokey and the bandit!
Oh that one ain't gonna work. If my own cock couldn't get me to stay awake when it woke me up at 4 am standing all tall making a tent, that feathered one sure isn't.
Send me a nice pussy instead, dear.
That's not the kind that's going to put a smile on my face at five thirty in the morning.
Is there any other way to wake up but with cock?
Lol!!!! Cock always gets me up, doesn't matter what time.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!