Sunday, August 30, 2015

PAPAL VISIT TO PHILADELPHIA

While the Mistress is out cavorting, as Social Director, things must go on and I  was just thinking Philadelphia and the Casa is about to get real crazy.
 
 
 In his first visit to the United States, Pope Frankie will visit Philadelphia in September and officials say he’ll draw over a million tourists to the city. But how will the city handle the influx, and what are the details of how this might affect your life here in the city, if you live here, for a few days? City officials with the help of the Secret Service are still tight-lipped about security efforts. But I can let you in on one highly guarded secret. Pope Francis will actually be staying in the West Wing of the Casa du Borghese as a guest of the Mistress where they have planned some highly and lively topics of discussion planned. Only problem is the Mistress has been going through confessions first...yeah, just what I said, years and years and years of debauchery being told.....and the good priest, he has been working closely with the Mistress... has also had a time with him....
 
the mistress has a terrible effect, and IT has been one hell of a exotericism.

25 comments:

  1. NO AMOUNT of confession will EVER erase all the mistress' sins! gin might, though...

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    1. the mistress is like a black board. will it ever really be cleaned?

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    2. nope. there will always be a hint of chalk dust in the corners.

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  2. Well, Ms Moorecock, can you blame him, I'd be on my knees repenting too , to the likes of that.

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    1. when i walked in on them today, he tried to tell me he was giving the Father mouth to mouth because the Father passed out. I chuckled to myself, he was blowing the wrong end.

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  3. A million people are expected to attend? The Mistress will need a turn style for sure. And on a side note, I may need to see the good father myself....I've been a very bad boy.

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    1. I agree fully, but you'll be waiting awhile, some bring some reading material

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  4. I swear, anybody you is anybody must visit the Casa. Are we sure the Mistress doesn't actually work for the Secret Service?

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  5. I'm not even Catholic and I'm excited to be in the city for this monumental event. Meanwhile, Im guessing the Mistress is all over that priest like white on communion wafers.

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    1. and no doubt an after taste, of that cheap red wine.

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  6. Well since the good father is already here I have a few things to repent also. The Pope's visit will have me very busy.The Philadelphia Orchestra will have a performance with Andrea Bocelli, and Juanes for a free festival taking place on Saturday, September 26 on the Benjamin Franklin Parkway in Center City. And then we will also be will participating in the papal mass on Sunday by providing the music for the Archdiocese of Philadelphia’s choir. I may as well come to the Casa.

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    1. don't tell the mistress that. she'll have andrea here next, and then there goes the entertainment for the night. how cool though.

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  7. Oh dear..............The Father does have rather impressive legs I must admit. I think it is great that the Pope is visiting Philadelphia! While I am not leaving town, I will probably catch most of the events on TV. I am most interested in how his visit will be portrayed to the world.

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    1. lets just hope the Mistress does become a fly in the ointment.

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  8. Oh Mistress, surely you need a whole TEAM of priests to hear your confessions!

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    1. team? honey, it will take the whole Vatican!

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  9. The Mistress will just corrupt anyone. But with that meat, can we blame him?

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  10. And I'll bet he has been on his knees doing hail Mary's for hours now.......

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    1. no worries, he has a unlimited supply of knee pads.

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  11. Will the Pope be bringing other priest? With the houseboys at the Casa, it should be a huge success.

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  12. Confessional? I hope no one's waiting in line. This might take awhile. ;-)

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