LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I almost collapsed til I realized it was a joke!
OMB! I will alert bluecoat, bombay sapphire, and hendricks! watch them lay off employees and watch their stock plunge!(glad to hear it's NOT true)
They will never have to layoff employees...
Oh dear.....you don't need gin.
Here I thought all it took was a hot guy and a Hello to have that affect.
Here I though Open Sesame was the magic words.
* faints *
SMELLING SALTS AISLE 2!!!!
like you EVER needed liquid encouragement.
My first thought was, "Did one of those water tank sized trucks have a flat on it's way to the Mistress?" I'm glad it's only a joke. I wouldn't mind a gin 'n tonic later this morning.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!