The Mistress has given up gin y'all!
And if you believe that one, I'll tell you another.
compliments of the ex-boy toy.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I almost collapsed til I realized it was a joke!
ReplyDeleteOMB! I will alert bluecoat, bombay sapphire, and hendricks! watch them lay off employees and watch their stock plunge!
ReplyDelete(glad to hear it's NOT true)
They will never have to layoff employees...
DeleteOh dear.....you don't need gin.
ReplyDeleteHere I thought all it took was a hot guy and a Hello to have that affect.
ReplyDeleteHere I though Open Sesame was the magic words.
ReplyDelete* faints *
ReplyDeleteSMELLING SALTS AISLE 2!!!!
Deletelike you EVER needed liquid encouragement.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was, "Did one of those water tank sized trucks have a flat on it's way to the Mistress?" I'm glad it's only a joke. I wouldn't mind a gin 'n tonic later this morning.
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