While the Mistress has been vacationing so much, it seems my guest were popping in to the Casa du Borghese, and yet again, houseboys went missing!!!! So Ms Moorecock has started hiring for the fall season............
I only hope she knows a whole parlor full of potentials are still waiting.
A whole room filled? I'd be more than happy to lend a hand.
ReplyDeleteNow. Ms Moorecock is the social director right? How do I get THAT JOB?
ReplyDeleteHow many balloons can you blow in an hour?
DeleteAnd I see Moorecock is also apparently versed in penile exams.
ReplyDeleteit just comes to me as second nature
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DeleteWhen I asked for another stiff one, this isn't what I had in mind.
ReplyDeletewould you rather two high balls?
DeleteAhhhhhh, the old white glove test?
ReplyDeleteWhere do we apply????
ReplyDeleteWell my dears, you must be doing something right around there. The Casa is always like a well oiled ship.
ReplyDeletemoorecock: "may I please see your resume?"
ReplyDeleteinterviewee: (drops trousers)
moorecock: "sorry, too small; have to throw this one back! NEXT!"
(this goes on for hours, UNLESS the dude in the pix shows up)
oh look....my replacement!
Deleteyeah, I'mma size queen!
DeleteNow why did those buttocks suddenly clench?
ReplyDeleteWhat's he applying for? Drill sergeant?
ReplyDeletehave you see the deep holes around here?
DeleteBy the look of his proportions and job technique, id say he has the job!
ReplyDeleteMS.MOORECOCK! Is the Mistress aware of your interview technique???
ReplyDeleteyou do you think taught me?
DeleteWait. Does the Casa have its own personal Nut Cracker?
ReplyDeleteseveral
DeleteNice to see the HR department at your place is running smoothly. Such personal one on one interaction , what an ice breaker.
ReplyDeleteDon't advertise the interview process...you may have more applicants than you can handle. But, of course, you can always send the overflow my way.
ReplyDeletenow everyone get off my back. can you think of a better way to see how they measure up?
ReplyDeleteI sure hope you compensated her with some knee pads at least?
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing this, I have several friends who would like to apply. He does rather have a nice backside right?
ReplyDeleteIf you need a break Ms. Moorecock, I'd be more than glad to take over.
ReplyDeleteMy oh myyy!! :)
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