It occurred to me it's summer, and if kids can have an ice cream truck, why can't adults have a liquor truck!?!?!?!
I could plant it on any corner, and with the stress the work force is in, it's bound to be a windfall. Of course my staff would be top notch.
there is only one glitch.....you'd be drinking the profits.
ReplyDeleteYeah that might be considered drinking on the job huh?
DeleteCount me in darling!!!! I'm already awaiting the truck chimes!
ReplyDeleteYes, I would gladly meet you on the corner every night.
ReplyDeleteboy, if I only had a dollar everytime someone said that to him.
DeleteThe mistress may have been a tramp, but never a prostitute!
DeleteAnd with that trap door, and liquor and those houseboys....the possibilities are endless.
ReplyDeleteA glory hole on wheels!
DeleteI have to agree with Ms. Moorecock, but with some managerial supervision, you'll have a goldmine! William could even be interested in backing financially!!!!!! Every corner would be like happy hour.
ReplyDeleteMy first backer???? Did I just say that?
DeleteAnd I'll bet you'll have those fancy cocktail stirs.
ReplyDeleteI'll take anything on a stick. Oh yeah liquor truck. Well anything stiff then.
ReplyDeleteStiff and with a,twist no doubt.
DeleteHoney, with the Mistress Borghese Libation Wagon and STAFF you'd clean up in Philly. The gay boys' tongues would be wagging.
ReplyDeleteand their "tails" would be wagging also! :)
DeleteI can just see the boys running when they hear the disco pouring from the speakers.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be bouncing disco balls!
DeleteI assume you'll be offering body shots?
ReplyDeleteDo you prefer belly button or crack?
DeleteOMG, totally. You'd work that truck in an instant & make it a smash hit. :)
ReplyDeleteFit- I had meant to give you a warm welcome and forgot!!!! I will totally make that up to you!!!! Thank you for stopping by! And don't tempt me on the truck😃
Deleteand the truck would be painted in fabu rainbow colors and the truck exhaust would be glitter and every drink would have a pink flamingo stirrer and an umbrella and jello shots and and and...
ReplyDeleteI need a pee pad!
sign me up! we could drink the truck dry!
Boy do you know me!!!!! You are aware glitter is in my blood! You can be my official cock a tail holder!
DeleteI would LOVE to be a cock holder! ;-)
DeleteYou could even sell those delicious adult Popsicles your famous for!
ReplyDeleteAnd just think.....if you have a driver, you could perform in a huge heel on top of the truck like in Pricilla
ReplyDeleteYes!!!!!!!!! Do it!
ReplyDeleteWe wouldn't know what to order with so much eye candy.
ReplyDeleteHot damn!!
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