I thought I told you all I was invited to the Royal Wedding? Here was a snap of me from the paparazzi sitting next to Prince Charles.
I was quite the hit during that long service. Phillip Treacy approached me about wearing one of his designs, but I told him alas, Oscar Mayer beat him to the punch.
bwhahahahaha, a deli platter! where's the mustard and tortilla wraps?
ReplyDeleteTortilla wraps? I thought my gin dispenser guised as my handbag was a bigger hit.
DeleteOscar Mayer, huh? I would've sworn that that was a Hillshire Farm original!
ReplyDeleteOh no...I only do the smoked meats after dark.
DeleteMy bad. I'm such a rube!
DeletePlease, don't let the Mistress fool you. He enjoys any meat 24/7 He downs more meat then Elvis did his entire life.
DeleteWow! That much meat can't be good for his salt intake! He may have a stroke! He needs to balance it with a few nuts.
DeleteYou all!!!!! I love my meats what can I say. And Deedles, no worries...I'm balanced down below with two ripe plums.
DeleteI thought I saw the Queen sticking food in her handbag.
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite comment.
Deletenice to see guest after some other "meat" of your for a change.
ReplyDeleteCaring is sharing I've long said.
DeletePray tell, what did one squeeze for a little mustard?
ReplyDeleteWell Norma, let's just say the Queen still has a very strong grasp.
DeleteI've long said your hostess with the mostess.
ReplyDeleteHaving tried your meat, I can vouch on how tasty and succulent it is.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy a five star review!
DeleteOkay.... so I guess none of us have to ask where you were hiding the buns.
ReplyDeleteI just bet during that long sermon, people were happy to get your meat in their mouth.
ReplyDeleteI only hope you had a good butcher handing your meats?
ReplyDeletePlanning ahead for the reception!
ReplyDeleteI shutter to think what you offered the vegans?
ReplyDeleteI'm only shocked there was a scrap left on the platter with Oprah there.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Hahaha!
DeleteThere's nothing more tasty than a self-serve Duchess.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, let's get the after-party started!
ReplyDeleteDeli Tray headwear is all the rage in the UK!
ReplyDeleteThe most embarrassing moment was when Camilla was overheard saying, "funny but this doesn't taste like mayonnaise"!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile Elton and his husband couldn't get enough.
DeleteHow generous of you to serve your meat to the guests. Though, Chuck looks disappointed...were the spotted dicks all taken?
ReplyDeleteGoodness, how well you wear all those pearl necklaces!!!
He was. I told Chuck, Elton is fast when it comes to spotted dick.
DeleteHow clever you are with those strands of cocktail olives around your neck!
ReplyDeleteI had heard that the duchess's of Cambridge and Wessex smelled the meats and though goons from a bad Italian film were there.
ReplyDeleteI can see that had in your New Year's Eve party display at work.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Boy looks like he's just embraced vegetarianism?!
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I know you are much more stylish than that! LOL.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thursday - - Hugs!
Charles looks hungry. That hat could be a feast for a king...someday, maybe.
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