Wednesday, May 23, 2018

WEDDING PICTURE

I thought I told you all I was invited to the Royal Wedding? Here was a snap of me from the paparazzi sitting next to Prince Charles.
I was quite the hit during that long service. Phillip Treacy approached me about wearing one of his designs, but I told him alas, Oscar Mayer beat him to the punch.

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  1. bwhahahahaha, a deli platter! where's the mustard and tortilla wraps?

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    1. Tortilla wraps? I thought my gin dispenser guised as my handbag was a bigger hit.

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  2. Oscar Mayer, huh? I would've sworn that that was a Hillshire Farm original!

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    1. Oh no...I only do the smoked meats after dark.

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    2. My bad. I'm such a rube!

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    3. Please, don't let the Mistress fool you. He enjoys any meat 24/7 He downs more meat then Elvis did his entire life.

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    4. Wow! That much meat can't be good for his salt intake! He may have a stroke! He needs to balance it with a few nuts.

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    5. You all!!!!! I love my meats what can I say. And Deedles, no worries...I'm balanced down below with two ripe plums.

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  3. I thought I saw the Queen sticking food in her handbag.

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  4. nice to see guest after some other "meat" of your for a change.

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  5. Pray tell, what did one squeeze for a little mustard?

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    1. Well Norma, let's just say the Queen still has a very strong grasp.

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  6. I've long said your hostess with the mostess.

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  7. Having tried your meat, I can vouch on how tasty and succulent it is.

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  8. Okay.... so I guess none of us have to ask where you were hiding the buns.

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  9. I just bet during that long sermon, people were happy to get your meat in their mouth.

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  10. I only hope you had a good butcher handing your meats?

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  11. I shutter to think what you offered the vegans?

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  12. I'm only shocked there was a scrap left on the platter with Oprah there.

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  13. There's nothing more tasty than a self-serve Duchess.

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  14. Ha ha, let's get the after-party started!

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  15. Deli Tray headwear is all the rage in the UK!

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  16. The most embarrassing moment was when Camilla was overheard saying, "funny but this doesn't taste like mayonnaise"!

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    1. Meanwhile Elton and his husband couldn't get enough.

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  17. How generous of you to serve your meat to the guests. Though, Chuck looks disappointed...were the spotted dicks all taken?

    Goodness, how well you wear all those pearl necklaces!!!

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    1. He was. I told Chuck, Elton is fast when it comes to spotted dick.

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  18. How clever you are with those strands of cocktail olives around your neck!

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  19. I had heard that the duchess's of Cambridge and Wessex smelled the meats and though goons from a bad Italian film were there.

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  20. I can see that had in your New Year's Eve party display at work.

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  21. Charlie Boy looks like he's just embraced vegetarianism?!
    Sx

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  22. I know you are much more stylish than that! LOL.

    Happy Thursday - - Hugs!

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  23. Charles looks hungry. That hat could be a feast for a king...someday, maybe.

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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