If each day is a "gift", will someone please tell me where in the hell I can return Mondays??? I do believe we are going to need a nice dose of jump start today....
There...that should have gotten the blood flowing.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I could do with a little Nekkid Monday right about now!
ReplyDeleteI SAY DO IT BOB!!!!!!
DeleteJFC! and me at work without any gin! some good sumthin sumthin pix to save for later!
ReplyDeleteYep, finger lickin' good! Oops, I read that as KFC. Sorry, my bad.
Deletei'm sure these are finger licking good too.
Deletewell, now that I am home, gin gimlet in hand, let's see...OH MY, THESE ARE FINGER AND TONGUE LICKING GOOD! such big salami! would you like a cock-or-two with your cock-a-tail?
DeleteBetter than any KFC I was in...and just as filling am I right?
DeleteOh dear. We've gone from Cock Robin to bobbin' cocks! I enjoy Mondays. Balder half goes back to work and I can decompress, laundry notwithstanding. Try to find some good in the day, Mistress. Boy, I suck at being cheerful!
ReplyDeleteIt seems to be all about "birds" this week so far huh?
DeleteI was hoping it would hypnotize you all!!!!!!
DeleteFuck cheerful....it's Monday.
*faints*
ReplyDeleteSomeone get Agnes's smelling salts,,,,STAT!
DeleteHOLY!!!!!!!! YEP that woke me up!!!!! I can't take me eyes off the huge penis!!!! Good Gawd
ReplyDeleteWow... these men are very.... male. Looking at them I am no longer sure if I even belong to the same species! Lol
ReplyDeleteThis is the other end of the spectrum I like!
DeleteI'm wide awake now. Happy Monday!!!
ReplyDeleteYummy!!!!!!! Thank God I didn't read your blog at work. Since being home, I've yet get anything done watching the guy with the towel!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhat a sore monday.I hope we get donuts to sit on.
ReplyDeleteI'd put a donut on a cock and eat around it!
ReplyDeleteWell, there's a nice mental picture, Carebear! Just the thought of me doing that would have balder half's cheeks clinching so tight he'd have butt spasms. I'm kinda clumsy, you know :)
DeleteAre either of you two getting lock jaw like me?
DeleteI saw the first picture in my reader and thought don't read post now. THANK GOD I didn't! I would have been worked up and sweating beads! DAMN BOY!
ReplyDeleteHappy Monday indeed! As a seasoned size queen, nothing like a huge swinging penis.
ReplyDeleteYOWSA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThose things are HUGE!!!! But true about good things happen when you smile or your naked.
And I thought I played a big instrument.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've seen you play that big instrument!
DeleteI'd be all over that last guy.
ReplyDeleteMy....i wonder if IKEA sells that towel rack in the second to last item? I could hang my whole set on that,sucker.
ReplyDeleteAh, the joys of nature. You are going to make a delightful dirty old man, in another 40 years or so.
ReplyDeleteI already have the dirty part down.
DeleteWell, it certainly got it flowing to the right place!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
I thought you may enjoy this post!
DeleteBOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis could easily be the new updated song from A Chorus Line...Dicks and Ass!
ReplyDeleteI'm a size queen too...I adore the large cocks.