How do you like my new ensemble?
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Save on sunscreen, plastic surgery and this week, an umbrella
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
It looks like beachwear for a Klan wife.
ReplyDeleteMajor lol for Bob Slatten! I actually wore the same thing last week to a pool party, only trouble was every time I stood still, people kept trying to place their lawn chairs under me.
ReplyDeleteSooo-etc. Maybe they were checking for speedos, board shorts or commando!
DeleteDeedles, oops.... you mean I was supposed to wear something underneath?
DeleteIn this case, Steven, ask yourself WWMD. What would Maddie do, and then do the opposite! A good time can be had by all no matter the choice.
Delete@Sooo-this-is-me
Deletei just calls 'em as I sees 'em!
@Sooo this is me...plot twist...there is nothing underneath.
DeleteA perfect outfit to wear at Walmart.
ReplyDeleteThat can't be you...your cock would be hanging put the bottom.
ReplyDeleteoh do tell!
DeleteOh yes.....i too habe seen the mistress in a square cut. He'd being hanging out the bottom.
Deletethey mistook his cock for the umbrella pole.
Deleteit must be pretty damn magnificent then!
Deletelooks like one of the cartoon characters from "fat albert".
ReplyDeleteThank you, Carebear! I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what that reminded me of!
DeleteReplace the horizontal stripes with vertical ones, add a nose hole, and I'd wear it! I do have the legs for it and the rest covers a multitude of..uhm...pudgetude.
ReplyDeletePuts a whole new meaning to putting pants on one leg at a time!
DeleteI think that umbrella needs to be raised by about 12 inches.... :-)
ReplyDeleteLoverly!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder your so popular at the Raven Resort.
ReplyDeleteFabulous, darling! Is there nothing that you can't pull off (so to speak)?
ReplyDeleteOr did you mean to say pull on?
Deleteno wonder you were a popular acolalyte in church to the preachers.
ReplyDeleteI had one of those once... the dogs thought I was a toy.
ReplyDeleteBe careful of big gusts of wind!
ReplyDeleteSure cuts down on the sweating.
DeleteI love the new Taliban Vogue!
ReplyDeleteSo daring!
Mistress, you'll be the big tablecloth hit at the party.
ReplyDeleteYou can be my new beach umbrella. Don't worry, I know what button to push to get it up.
ReplyDeleteYou have never looked better.
ReplyDeleteUh... is there a patio table somewhere missing its umbrella?
ReplyDeleteThis would work well in Devon, she just needs a pair of wellies now.
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