LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
It looks like beachwear for a Klan wife.
Major lol for Bob Slatten! I actually wore the same thing last week to a pool party, only trouble was every time I stood still, people kept trying to place their lawn chairs under me.
Sooo-etc. Maybe they were checking for speedos, board shorts or commando!
Deedles, oops.... you mean I was supposed to wear something underneath?
In this case, Steven, ask yourself WWMD. What would Maddie do, and then do the opposite! A good time can be had by all no matter the choice.
@Sooo-this-is-mei just calls 'em as I sees 'em!
@Sooo this is me...plot twist...there is nothing underneath.
A perfect outfit to wear at Walmart.
That can't be you...your cock would be hanging put the bottom.
oh do tell!
Oh yes.....i too habe seen the mistress in a square cut. He'd being hanging out the bottom.
they mistook his cock for the umbrella pole.
it must be pretty damn magnificent then!
looks like one of the cartoon characters from "fat albert".
Thank you, Carebear! I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what that reminded me of!
Replace the horizontal stripes with vertical ones, add a nose hole, and I'd wear it! I do have the legs for it and the rest covers a multitude of..uhm...pudgetude.
Puts a whole new meaning to putting pants on one leg at a time!
I think that umbrella needs to be raised by about 12 inches.... :-)
No wonder your so popular at the Raven Resort.
Fabulous, darling! Is there nothing that you can't pull off (so to speak)?
Or did you mean to say pull on?
no wonder you were a popular acolalyte in church to the preachers.
I had one of those once... the dogs thought I was a toy.
Be careful of big gusts of wind!
Sure cuts down on the sweating.
I love the new Taliban Vogue!So daring!
Mistress, you'll be the big tablecloth hit at the party.
You can be my new beach umbrella. Don't worry, I know what button to push to get it up.
You have never looked better.
Uh... is there a patio table somewhere missing its umbrella?
This would work well in Devon, she just needs a pair of wellies now.Sx
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!