Thursday, May 17, 2018

IT'S A LOOK

How do you like my new ensemble?
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Save on sunscreen, plastic surgery and this week, an umbrella

32 comments:

  1. It looks like beachwear for a Klan wife.

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  2. Major lol for Bob Slatten! I actually wore the same thing last week to a pool party, only trouble was every time I stood still, people kept trying to place their lawn chairs under me.

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    1. Sooo-etc. Maybe they were checking for speedos, board shorts or commando!

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    2. Deedles, oops.... you mean I was supposed to wear something underneath?

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    3. In this case, Steven, ask yourself WWMD. What would Maddie do, and then do the opposite! A good time can be had by all no matter the choice.

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    4. @Sooo-this-is-me
      i just calls 'em as I sees 'em!

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    5. @Sooo this is me...plot twist...there is nothing underneath.

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  3. A perfect outfit to wear at Walmart.

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  4. That can't be you...your cock would be hanging put the bottom.

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    1. Oh yes.....i too habe seen the mistress in a square cut. He'd being hanging out the bottom.

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    2. they mistook his cock for the umbrella pole.

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    3. it must be pretty damn magnificent then!

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  5. looks like one of the cartoon characters from "fat albert".

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    1. Thank you, Carebear! I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what that reminded me of!

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  6. Replace the horizontal stripes with vertical ones, add a nose hole, and I'd wear it! I do have the legs for it and the rest covers a multitude of..uhm...pudgetude.

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    1. Puts a whole new meaning to putting pants on one leg at a time!

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  7. I think that umbrella needs to be raised by about 12 inches.... :-)

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  8. No wonder your so popular at the Raven Resort.

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  9. Fabulous, darling! Is there nothing that you can't pull off (so to speak)?

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  10. no wonder you were a popular acolalyte in church to the preachers.

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  11. I had one of those once... the dogs thought I was a toy.

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  12. I love the new Taliban Vogue!

    So daring!

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  13. Mistress, you'll be the big tablecloth hit at the party.

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  14. You can be my new beach umbrella. Don't worry, I know what button to push to get it up.

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  15. Uh... is there a patio table somewhere missing its umbrella?

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  16. This would work well in Devon, she just needs a pair of wellies now.
    Sx

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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