Sunday, March 5, 2017

HAVE YOU MET MY NEIGHBORS?


Just another family out for a walk. And this family is a welcome sight...orderly and quite. One never knows who you will encounter when running out for milk. A pleasant run in for a change instead of one of the judging neighborhood bitches. Like Prunella Worth.


The fur wearing, white gloved, always wearing pearls, and worrying the gardeners will be living here next. She is another always questioning the men here coming and going. She is the type you heard of....conservative, shocks easily and is the busy body...knows everyone's move. She just doesn't please very easily either. When I heard it was her birthday I went over to give her a lovely gift. She came out and saw the gift of a moving van I ordered. To which she replied, "But I'm not moving." To which I says, " Just a suggestion dear."

12 comments:

  1. cunts like that are dense; they need a sledgehammer upside the head! and there are far too many of them around - donald dump supporters...can we deport them all to siberia?

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  2. Driving thru the park we will have 20+ geese crossing the road very slooooowly!

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  3. You are a kind soul. If those geese were in my parts the straight, red necks guys would plow right through them. And that Prunella is probably just jealous your getting some?

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    1. She gets plenty...just not of any quality.

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  4. Such a good idea. I wish I had thought of that gift years ago!

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  5. Can't be doing with neighbours like that. Ours are a godsend. All they ever talk about are their pussy.
    JP

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    1. Just as long as the postmen isn't tickling them with a sardine.

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  6. I have those kind of neighbors myself, except their body tattoos keep them warm at night when they snuggle up to their guns and bibles.

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    1. Christ... the only other thing they need is a enema.

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  7. Oh, my...had one of those in our neighborhood. Moved out, thank goodness. Now, how lovely is it that we get a gun-totin' busybody, with a bit of built-in bully in her stead. Thing is, once you challenge his bullshit, he backs right down.

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