Meanwhile while glamping this weekend, a conversation ensued. Long story short the guy we were talking to said Jesus never had sex with men. I said I was pretty sure he got nailed by a few.
I've already been told I have a seat right next to Mr S as the Mistress of Hell.
Dear, you had a reserved seat for at least the last 25 years! And I'll be right there with you for laughing my ass off. I love you have no filter.
ReplyDeleteAnd the meme? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Tom Daley....sigh..............
LOL!!!!!!! Thats why I love you....Your taste in jokes is as equal as your taste in men. You’ll just go for whatever comes your way 😘😘😘
ReplyDeleteAll those years with 12 men in the dessert and you telling me nothing happened???
ReplyDeleteAnd yes the meme!!!! As a gay boy I never missed men's swimming and speedo bulges.
You’ll be in good company! We’ll all have a great time.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the meme where a woman writes:
ReplyDeleteWhere can a Christian get their nails done without having to be surrounded by other statues and Buddha? I am done paying women who have nothing in common with me spiritually big bucks to do my nails.
And someone replied:
I think Jesus got his nails done by some Roman guys. Hope that helps.
That's a good one too!
DeleteWe'll worship at your feet wherever you end up, dear. As for gay Jeebus? Why not? Those twelve apostles had to be good for something!
ReplyDeleteThat Tom Daley pic is all over the place and I was wondering, is this what they call conversion therapy?
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteThe gays were all over Stephen Nedorscik and have always been thirsting over Tom Daley. Anything with men in Speedos or men sweating while grabbing a pommel horse are fair game. The religulous fretting over a tableau that clearly spoke of the theft their religion committed against other older religions is a testament to their lack of culture.
XOXO
With all the bulging muscles, packages and sweet cheeks, gay awareness is set watching men’s gymnastics, swimming and diving and wrestling during the Summer Olympics and speed skating during the Winter Olympics.
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LOL. That's a good one. If he wasn't doing Mary Magdelene --- they all deny she was one of the apostles --- well, it just makes sense.....
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about where you're going. Be concerned if we're not there to help you empty an eighteen wheeler gin truck!
ReplyDeleteDo people feel the need to be offended nowadays? Anything that happens turns out to be a deliberate slur on someone or other (or their religion or ethnicity or whatever). Don't assume everything is directed at you because it's not....or if it is, it's because you make an arse of yourself - yes I'm talking to you JD and your good buddy Donald Duck.
ReplyDeleteOMG 🤤 I remember Mark Spitz in those sweet sexy tight Speedo in the 1972 Olympics, jacked off to his pictures Times and Life Magazine( should have been called FAGazines) and I was only 12 years old, but WOW was he Gorgeous 😍
ReplyDeleteOh me tooo!!! Many of those swimmers and gymnast!!!! Lots of hand towels being washed.
Delete"Snap!" You go girl.
ReplyDeleteLove both!
ReplyDeleteIf any such place existed, I always said I'd rather go to Hell. At least all my friends would be there! Jx
I have said the same Jon!
DeleteTundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteYou get to sit next to Santa for eternal damnation?! You lucky doggo!
Oh shit.
DeleteAll he wants for Christmas is you.
DeleteLurkey.... and if Mariah Carey ends up down there with me for eternity singing that song continuously, it would be hell.
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