Monday, November 9, 2020

THEY HAD IT COMING

What a weekend!!!! I'm happy to say that the Mistress was happy and I'm still rather wiped out ...and vegged. MM#1 Fan texted. I told him this was the same feeling of a good round of hot, satisfying sex. I'm still laying here enjoying and basking in the after glow. Anyone got a cig???  How about Saturday's , yet another blunder,  from Trump's team, who prepared for a news conference to talk about voter fraud (despite the fact there’s no evidence to support it) and their plans to file additional law suits. Instead of the presser being at the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia, where Trump initially tweeted it would be held, it was actually held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a landscaping company situated under the interstate, next to an adult bookstore, and across from a crematorium. I mean, the jokes just keep themselves coming. No pun intended. I just wonder how many went to the glory holes after???? So today I only offer some funnies and a few surprises I got from readers. And thanks to SickoRicko who I blatantly swiped some memes from.


I have to be honest...I did take a nice ride on Friday since the weather was nice out.
 I even wore my hat!
How I felt at the beginning of the election.....
And after.....what a battle!!!!!
My correspondent out in the field,  Mahogany Empress sent this in from the festivities in Philly Saturday night.
Looks like Melania is already making a break for it....
This just MIGHT be the last group photo of trump and his inner sanctum.
Reader, Boy Morgan from Chicago sent his feelings to trump very clearly.

And now it's my privilege to bring you the houseboys who have their own message to trump in a fun musical number they did just for him. Aren't they the best?
 
I'll drink it that!

50 comments:

  1. Your comparison of the win to sex...." was the same feeling of a good round of hot, satisfying sex. I'm still laying here enjoying and basking in the after glow. Anyone got a cig??? " is, as always spot on!!!!!!!!

    These are all so funny! Loved your submissions too.

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  2. Don't fuck with Jackie O!

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    1. And I hear Tacky Ho has been haunted every night since she tore up the gardens.

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    2. Tacky Ho... oh you are Brilliant with the appropriate Nicknames my Dear!

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  3. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That first one. they all drive me nuts. The smuggest bunch of bastards. And the the last group photo of trump and his inner sanctum?!?!?!? That is PRICELESS!!!!!!!

    And as your aware, I long adored your housesboys...and they aren't just pretty.

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  4. Hard to pick a favorite in this bunch Mistress!!!! But I do feel the same as Catwoman....the news and election has me spent. No news for me for a while. My mind can't take it.

    And the video....shot on darling!

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    1. Nor me. Our tube is shut off permanently for a few days.

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  5. you'll drink to ANYTHING! including hot satisfying sex! I like the "surrender donald" one!

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    1. Did someone say "ANYTHING"?

      I'll take another.

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  6. Ah the video! This is exactly the song AND the version I thought of when I read the title!

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  7. "He had it comin'
    He had it comin'
    He only had himself to blame
    If you'd have been there
    If you'd have heard it
    I betcha you would have done the same!"


    Indeed. Jx

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  8. aren't our boys a bit over dressed?

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    1. They are in orange in honor of trumps hopeful next stop.

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  9. One of these days....Mistress, Im either going to choke from laughing or wet myself!!!! That final group picture couldn't be more perfect. And he does need to concede. Does he really want to be known in history as the only president that didn't have manners and decorum to do so????

    Probably. Its apparent the only taste he has is in his mouth.

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    1. Apparently, not the first... Jx

      PS "I've gotten through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover
      Gee, that was fun and a half
      When you've been through Herbert and J. Edgar Hoover
      Anything else is a laugh"


      Maybe Mr Sondheim might update the lyrics.

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    2. I've done both, agnes (laugh and wet). CLEAN UP ON AISLE 9!

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    3. Listen you two.....I refuse to have a Pampers Party at the Casa. Yet.

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    4. Mads, how about a Huggies Hoedown instead? BYOD, bring your own diaper.

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    5. Hell Deedles, my mother might even come to that!!!! She doesn't have issues, but she says I make her laugh to hard.

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  10. I did for real read that Melania was in Florida over the weekend.

    Probably sucking the dick of her next millionaire husband. Now can your boys come perform that in my bedroom?

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  11. I just had to send that in after your Wizard of Oz clip!!!!

    But the Fours Season blunder was priceless!!! Just goes to show there is no check or balances in the administration. LMAO! And that place is in a the seedy part of town too. I think Ill go get my bush trimmed there, lol!!!!!!!

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    1. bwhahahahahahahaha! you said "bush". I LOVE YOU (chastely, of course).

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  12. OMG I LOOOOOVE Broadway Backwards!
    Now, you just KNOW that Melanoma is packing as I type. Bitch is gonna be out and away in no time cause she knows that prenup or not, Cheeto is gonna be in a world of fuckery and she does not want anything to do with his orange, broke ass.
    I despise all this administration. I'd do like AOC says and basically blacklist the lot of them. I hope they get slapped with fines and prison.
    And what were you saying about a ciggie?

    XOXO

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    1. And I am hoping that the Bidens don't waste money redoing the rose garden...but replanting and adding tons of rose bushes back in honor of Jackie O.

      I had heard disturbing news the AOC almost didn't run for re-election. She's a bit hot right now with some dems. I hope she keeps going and going...... we need her.

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  13. Great lineup of LOLs, Mistress, and yes -- wasn't that Four Seasons snafu just TOO MUCH? Hilarious!

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    1. They will never be back here again I bet!!!!

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  14. Hilarious....one and all!!!!!

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  15. That is hilarious. Also, think of all the parting gifts for those losers. As of now there's 51 people in that administration that have caught COVID-19 in the past six weeks. Or roughly 50 more people than all of New Zealand.

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    1. interesting fact there, dear. more of those nazis need to catch COVID and start dying from it!

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    2. Don't get me started on New Zealand honey. I just LOVE and ADORE Prime Minster Jacinda Ardern!!!!! She proves you can be bold, persistent, logical and, care and truly mean it, and still rule a country!!!!!

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    3. Bless Jacinda - she has a country with an acreage about as big as Italy (and bigger than the UK), yet a population about the size of Kentucky. Jx

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  16. That News Conference Location had me rolling when I first heard about it, you can't make shit like that up! His whole Shitshow has been a Comedian's Wet Dream!

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    1. For going to Wharton...many of them, they sure are dumb.

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  17. Some days, I don't know if your more good or evil....but these are damn funny! The great ass ia the most popular target, but I think I may despise Betsy DeVos even more. I would love to tell her she's fired.

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  18. I love the Surrender meme! The Wizard of Oz is everything!!

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  19. Basking in the afterglow, huh? How sweet. Bet it's a pretty picture. Rest. You've earned it. I am just starting to come around a bit, though things are still off... my brain. Such a muddle. A fog. Can't focus or remember things. And winter bearing down on us here, after a week of solid 70's temps. Sigh. Rollercoaster, indeed. Someone stop this ride. I want to get off. HEE HEE. Hope you did, dear. Kizzes.

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    1. Luckily our weather here is still pretty nice and warm and mild...gotta love Indian Summer.

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  20. "The Cell Block Tango" from Chicago! One of my all-time favorites. The Houseboys do a lovely job. But, that MF has not excuses - not even lame ones. Well, as French Patrick posted: Erections after the elections. Hee!

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  21. Sweet Mary Sunshine, sugar! I should have come here before I published my most depressing post about this transitional period and the fuckery of the current administration! You've made me smile, sweetpea, and I sure as hell needed it! xoxo

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  22. He will never surrender, he's going to have to be dragged out of there.

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    1. Gas him with the rats when the fumgators come I say.

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  23. The Four Seasons fiasco is about the funniest thing ever!
    Sx

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  24. I almost hope the idiot tries to hole up and has to be dragged out i handcuffs.

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    1. Thanks for stopping in!!!!!! That would be a pretty funny sight....I cant lie...and at this rate just may happen!!!! Pop in any time!!!!

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