If anyone is looking for a Social Director, I know of one who may be available soon. I have no idea why when I tell Ms Moorecock to go bring in the latest gin delivery, she gives such lip, and attitude.
If thats not enough, leave it to my neighbor Ulele Griswald to fire up Prunella Worth and Claire Pits-Seymour. There dare have the nerve to tell me how to run the Casa. Now they are complaining for me to cover the houseboys more during this pandemic. Well, for christ sake...I have them more covered then they have ever been!!!!
I tell ya, if it isn't this, it's that. I'm through with the whole darn cheap, hypocritical gang of them. And I'm not going to get out of this town till I tell then just what I think of them.
I agree with you Mistress, that's the most you have EVER had the boys covered up! Tell them to get those glasses on.
ReplyDeleteOne of your smaller shipments I see.
ReplyDeleteI'll need the number of the firm for your domestic help.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS!!!!! There went my coffee again! I may have to start wearing a bib when I tune in. They all look like fine heathy lads to me and they have on masks. You know how those dames at the country club can get, don't let them get to you. They are just jealous your help is more handsome and well endowed then theirs.
ReplyDeleteMy...that's a big....deliverly!!!!
ReplyDeletethe boxes or the menz?
DeleteJust hearing the name of your neighbors makes me giggle, and with names like that you know they are a pain. I personally don't see the issue?
ReplyDeletewhat do I look like your pack mule? im stressed out enough with my hair maintenance.
ReplyDeleteget the houseboyz to do the heavy lifting
DeleteMy My .... Such a Naughty Man.... Love it!!
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness Mistress, that a lot of boxes for Ms. Moorecock to bring in, and if one of her ben-wah balls falls out while she's lugging them in, the poor thing will have to retrace her steps.
ReplyDeletethey wouldn't be the only ball bearings lying about around here.
DeleteEvery time I stop by here everyone is having WAY TOO MUCH FUN...and usually no one has their pants on
ReplyDeleteSurely you couldn't get rid of Ms Moorecock?!? She is always on top of things and is a wonderful greeter. I couldn't imagine being greeted by any other on visits to the Casa.
ReplyDeleteeverything i learned, i learned from the greeters from walmart.
Deleteshe's always on top of the houseboyz, josh!
DeleteI don't know, seems to me you already have a firm grip on things....
ReplyDeleteor in his caes...death grip.
DeleteWow, my bra stretched out even more than I could;ve imagined! You need a little diversity in the houseboys though. Throw in some blonds and redheads! I think that Ms Moorecock deserves a *cough* raise!
ReplyDeletea raise would be nice... and i need that in writing...but then again the contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on around here.
Deleteit's printed on toilet paper, amirite?
DeleteNow, now Carebear, toilet paper is much too valuable these days!
DeleteRED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!!! O.O
ReplyDeleteUpon (extremely) close examination of your house boys, one appears to be "down" you better have him quarantined and checked out thoroughly!
Honestly, could you really live with yourself if Miss Moorecock broke a nail or pulled something she normally doesn't pull?
and they say chivalry is dead.
DeleteGin and semen - is that a new cocktail? Jx
ReplyDeleteI see the houseboyz are standing at attention; is there a royal visitor at the casa?
ReplyDeletemust be still celebrating HM's birthday.
DeleteGin and dick.
ReplyDeleteSet for the long haul,eh?
Between Jon and Bob, I've gotten a sudden urge to sing "One For My Baby"!
ReplyDeleteJust the one, dear? Jx
DeleteWell, yeah. Modesty in all things, you know. Of course it is a 32 oz. drink!
DeleteLike a Bob said: gin and dick. Who needs anything else?
ReplyDeleteBtw, the second lad from the left has my name all over him...
XoXo
Shipment of gin? I thought you had it brought in intervienisly now?
ReplyDeleteThe gin shipment? Is it almost Friday again?
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet the houseboys placed about the gardens strategically, would make for lovely sundials.
So glad to see your houseboys are safe, wouldn't want to have any of them coughing something up.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness your houseboys are fine strapping young men. So kind of you to keep them on during this crisis. And providing the face masks is a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteI’m a little surprised that you haven’t built your own still for your gin. It might break up the monotony and maybe Brice could lend a hand.
That's what I'm afraid of....his lending hand!
DeleteAnd I thought I was excessive in my indulgences! *Winks* Nice Masks...
ReplyDeleteWell, look, I can understand the concerns about the houseboys. I mean they're not wearing gloves!
ReplyDeleteWhat is their problem??? They have perfectly acceptable covering. "Some people are so picky."
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