While at work today, one of the guys from one of our new designer shops approached me and said he has noticed me since he started. We talked awhile before he asked if I was seeing anyone. I replied nothing serious with anyone, where he then proceeded to ask me out. He is quite a little guy, probably 5' if he's lucky, with a five o clock shadow and a faux hawk. He would be a perfect pocket gay for my bag. All I said is look, it's Friday, it's sunny and I plan of having a few G& T'S and enjoy a Cuban tonight, plus I tend to be a bit insatiable, and went on to say..........
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You can't handle none of this. I am a handful.
under the influence of gin, I bet YOU can handle yourself quite well! ;-)
ReplyDeletewho have you been talking too toots?
Deletethe wee ones can be fun.
ReplyDeleteMary-Alice Jacinta told me you had a thing for midgets.
DeleteOh, give the kid a thrill!
ReplyDeleteI enjoy a Pocket Gay every now and again. They're especially handy when I drop my keys behind the fridge.
ReplyDeleteThe faux hawk, however, has me worried.
I could have sworn I got the memo from HOMO HQ that those were over!
Oh , I never thought about the behind the fridge thing.
DeleteDon't let the height fool you. Ron Jeremy is only 5'6" and look what he's packing.
ReplyDeleteYou mean besides that big greasy gut?
DeleteBig hands, big feet, big disappointment -
ReplyDeleteLittle gun-rack, big gun..!
I agree! I date a guy that was a small gun rack at 5'2" and had the biggest gun I ever did fire!
DeleteI like a double barrel myself.
DeleteI say go for it! nice things sometimes come in small packages,lol
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be nice to have a back up boy in your bag though?
ReplyDeleteI say go for it. If the guy enjoys amusements parks, then he'll enjoy the Casa.
ReplyDeleteWell if he is short, there are plenty of good things to try here.........
ReplyDeletelike what....the limbo?
DeleteWith you I always though size mattered,lol! Oh you mean he's not tall?
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