LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Sunday, August 18, 2013
And on the Seventh Day.......
the Mistress rested.....
At the Raven Resort, but of course. So if you'll excuse me I'll be out for a while. And I have left a honey do list for the houseboys. They are always so good at getting things done whilst I'm out.
Now Mistress, this is the very reason why your neighbor bitches never visit. They don't know what to expect. now I'll be trying to help get that stain out of those white jeans......
Now listen up here all, I know my boys have odd methods of getting things done, but I just dare one of you to come in this joint and do the white glove test!
Honey, I just got in from the weekend to find this!!!! You must be the envy of the neighborhood! Your giving this black chick some white boy sweet fantasy.
Wow....great gifs....I can even
ReplyDeletehear the heavy breathing!
Oh, wait, that's me.
well cut it out, the windows around here aren't anti-fogged!
DeleteIm so worked up I can't even type......enjoy the day
ReplyDeleteI love their method of getting the spilled drink off the jeans of the lad in the third group!
ReplyDeleteNo sense in crying over spilled milk.
DeleteNo rest for the houseboys.
ReplyDeletePoor dears.
yes, the Mistress loves when there fingers work over time.
DeleteI glad your resting.....because I'm all worked up. Ill be looking at the guys ass ALL DAY NOW! Trance like isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling your not playing your strings?
DeleteMore like a flute Im guessing?
DeleteNow Mistress, this is the very reason why your neighbor bitches never visit. They don't know what to expect. now I'll be trying to help get that stain out of those white jeans......
ReplyDeleteYou know nothing about laundry Ms Moorecock. That stain won't come out by blowing on it!
DeleteMistress, nice to see you resting and how smashing you look with your tan, and nice to see you wear a lovely hat for protection.
ReplyDelete***whips out compact to checks face and apply lipstick....now entering the Casa....bravely*****
ReplyDeleteI'M HERE DARLINGS.....SO USE ME AND ABUSE ME!
oh my God, the Mistress says the same thing every night when he gets home!!!
DeleteYou Ms Moorecock have a big mouth. You need more oral fixation to keep quite.
DeleteWhat the hell did houseboy one do? Drop a bag of Skittles down his jeans? Not that I'm complaining.
ReplyDeleteAnd if he did , I volunteer to get them out!
DeleteYou'll most likely find a Mr.Good Bar and two big Chunky's
DeleteYour house staff has peculiar methods for dusting and pressing the sheets. Do they use a hard iron?
ReplyDeleteI stayed at the Casa once, and it's very immaculate, and there was mush done with hard irons. An interesting method.
DeleteWell if I recall, you were all about the hard irons that weekend.
Deleteand if I recall, after Cali's visit your outfits was extremely wrinkle free, and you were walking funny.
DeleteAll this does is make me want to sing Vicki Carr's Put Your Arms Around Me Honey. But which one first?
ReplyDeleteThe Casa du Borghese does the worst things to me. I should be cleaning right now too, but keep seem to move.
ReplyDeleteWell, don't get up quick, you may put an eye out!
DeleteIs it any wonder your neighbors get any sleep living by Gomorrah by the sea?
ReplyDeletemore like gonorrhea by the sea
DeleteI'm here and more than ready to report to work. Which floor will I be on? Like it matters.
ReplyDeleteYour pointing to the floor you'll be on!
DeleteYour evil Mistress. I can't break away. And you best watch that grass rug with your junk on it. Cock brush burns are the worst.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure her houseboys will rub the cream in well.
DeleteI swear, this place is like the Playboy Mansion, but with guys.
ReplyDeleteFabulous hat! Since visiting the Casa I find I'm strangely becoming attracted to gay porn now.
ReplyDeleteCould someone fetch this old queen a good stiffener. And the houseboy in bed with the perky chest.
ReplyDeleteHoney, the only thing missing here is me...helping them clean. Should I bring my Swifter?
ReplyDeleteAmong other things.
DeleteOk, in that case Ill also bring some rubber gloves.
Delete* rolls sleeve up* Ok. I'm ready to get some elbow grease into cleaning that stunning backside on house boy 4. A spit shine job!
ReplyDeleteI like a guy that takes takes charge and get to work.
DeleteOpens jeans......BOING!
ReplyDeletecan we get a video of that?
DeleteI just love it when you do a garden post Mistress...
ReplyDeleteAll those succulent specimens certainly get my juices flowing... I'd love to plant a few...
So nice to see you Prinny! I have a few special succulents set aside just for you.
DeleteNow listen up here all, I know my boys have odd methods of getting things done, but I just dare one of you to come in this joint and do the white glove test!
ReplyDeleteHoney, I just got in from the weekend to find this!!!! You must be the envy of the neighborhood! Your giving this black chick some white boy sweet fantasy.
ReplyDelete