Fern Mosawitz. Well she is quite the fashion plate. And quite a mess after a couple drinks.
Just the other night at one of the country club events, she put a few back few, and before long climbed up on old man Hall's zimmer frame and proceeded to sing disgusting sea shanties to him. Later she questioned me if I have been on the greens of the golf courses yet. I said, well no, not during the daylight hours.
I hear she's a hoot!
ReplyDeleteAnd a holler!
DeleteDo we really need to rehash the golf course scandal again with a caddy?
ReplyDeleteOn the golf course at night? What were you doing at night.....personalizing a golfers golf balls?
ReplyDeleteFor a moment I thought you said "Fran Lebowitz" but I've only seen her dressed in men's suits.
ReplyDeleteSeems there a fern in every neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like all sorts of trouble. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ;-)
ReplyDeleteFairway grass is so nice and soft.
ReplyDeleteWere you hoping to get a hole in one?
ReplyDeleteI could use a dirty sea shanty right now.
ReplyDeleteI see you both have a pair of gams.
ReplyDeleteLooks just like this woman I know. All proper and won't stand for antics. But get some spirits in her and she'll lie down for some antics!
ReplyDeleteAnd the mistress is usually the one star gazing on her back!
DeleteHave you been on the greens of the golf course yet. No at least not in the daylight!!!!!! I'd believe that!
ReplyDeleteSo you two should have a lot in common, no?
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