BIG COCKS? FUN?

The other day blogger pal Big had a whole post about big dicks and can they be too big? It got me to excited and thinking about this. Our models for this post for visual aids will be Deigo, Keegan and our own Cali Boi! Big cocks fun? Yes and no.

 Now, I won't lie, I can be a size queen. I have always seemed to luck out, by pure accident mind you, on being a magnet for big dicks. It seems that most men I "meet up" with or have dated just happen to pack a nice piece. I don't know if it's my ass, or I have an invisible tee shirt saying such, but I don't go advertising I'm looking for it. Of course, being highly attracted to South American men doesn't help my defense. I love seeing, playing, giving a handy to a man with a big dick, and even having some oral fun, if you can dislocate your jaw enough, and smear your expense Amanda Lepore lip gloss.

 No... sucking them can be fun. And there is nothing like sleeping naked with a man with a big dick in bed at night and feeling all three legs up against you. But when it comes to anal...Nooooo. Now I have had a few that know and have the sense to know, how to use what they got and take in my needs and comfort level, but others just want to stick it in and jackhammer away! I'm sorry, I'm not one of those gay men with an ass like the holland tunnel, or one that looks like a wreaked-up mess. Since I top more often, I pride myself on being more, as I'm often told, "very tight" back there. I don't think a big cock is always the right size to do such if you're a tight bottom. I can remember this guy named Tony I met years back in my early 20's. It was a bar hook up, and he was so cute. An airline steward. Well, after talking for some time, we went back to his hotel, and when I revealed his cock, I was very perplexed. I know, I must have been looking over it, and over, and bending it around like a doctor during an examine. But I didn't know if I should lick it, pet it or feed it a peanut!! But I knew then I loved the weight and thickness of big ones. He ended up screwing me, but he was a very good lover and caring, but kids, I saw stars for days after!!!!! Every time for years he came to town, we would hook up, but I would end up topping, though I did let him at times top me. I would just sit on a block of ice for the next two days. I wonder what ever came of him? Man was he beautiful.

But are big dick fun and nice to have?

Being told to stop because it hurts too much or you're hitting too deep is not a good confidence booster if you really care for your partner. Honestly, it's wildly uncomfortable and inconvenient UNLESS you're one that likes to have a double wide locomotive ramming up your backside.

While I myself am just above average, I know in some of my favorite undies, if they should shrink, the goods don't fit comfortably anymore...so I can only imagine how uncomfortable it must be when it comes to wearing pants, short shorts, or certain types of underwear. Running shorts, I was told, are hard to wear without getting looks, as the same with sweatpants. And heaven forbid you get an erection. Where is all that going in a confined space? 

And I'm not sure if the weight of such a big dick comes into account. Does it get annoying like the issue that woman have with big boobs? Like Deigo above. I adore his piece, but does the weight of that thing get annoying? I also think porn does not give an acute account on the big dick either. They make it look like a walk in the park. I had another lover that wasn't a good lover and had me go from an ok singer to an opera soprano in minutes!!  The key for me has been finding the right position to please a big lover, 7"8"or even 9" is fine and workable, but anything bigger takes some time and patience, and maybe a bottle of Gun Oil, and for good measure, two very stiff gin and tonics and a favorite shoe to bit on. But it can be done. I have a few friends very hung men who get turned away from sex and they just don't have sex very often for the reason of being big. I used to help one of them out from time to time as we were sexual compatible, when his partner left, and the issue was the sex hurting. So yes, I think big dicks and big dick sex is annoyingly over-rated and honesty, if a hung partner doesn't use care or finding comforting ways to use his can of Monster, or if your partner isn't about size, dead bedroom is ahead for you. Only bonus is that you catch more airtime when you do the helicopter. And don't get me started on double penetrations. That's a whole other story.

That's it for this week kids...I'll be back next week...another weekend in the Pocono's glamping!!! Now go find a big one to research and report your findings!!