Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Finally. Drag Queen Barbie

A new collectible version of the iconic Barbie doll may look faaabulous.
 
But is she a he? Or is it Ken?
 
 Will it be anatomically correct?
 

The Blond Diamond Barbie, which is only available for purchase on Mattel's website, is widely being referred to in the press and social media as "Drag Queen Barbie." Barbie wears a silvery mini corset dress that The Blonds designed with sculpted faux gems and a full-length faux fox fur. Pretty, provocative, and magical, The Blonds who designed the look, make-up, and hair design, Blond Diamond Barbie brings the most sparkly splendor of fashion, according to the site.
 

That doll upset some parents, who complained it was not suitable for young girls. God forbid they grow up and actually look fabulous. But what about little gay boys? I had a Western Barbie when I was little. But I guess a bitch like me is hard to come by. Her glittery, flamboyant outfit was designed by a two-man fashion team, known as The Blonds, one of whom is a drag queen enthusiast, and cross dresser - Phillipe Blond, who some say the doll resembles. The Blond Diamond Barbie Collector doll celebrates the dramatic and glamorous fashions created by the designing pair David and Phillipe Blond.


19 comments:

  1. Anatomically correct? Give me a few minutes and he'll check under her dress

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  2. Oh...I thought all Barbie's were drag queens. Shocking!

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  3. I would totally want the Ken version...

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  4. LOL! Where's the Adam's Apple, and crotch bulge?

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  5. She sort of looks like you Mistress!

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    1. If it were our Mistress, her junk would be hamging out the bottom of the dress.

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    2. HEY! Some can't help they have a abnomality! No there are no complaits!

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  6. Soooooooo, does that mean it has a penis?

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    1. This is your area lambchop. Why don't you find out and get back to us.

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  7. Isn't this a Barbie designed by a cross dresser rather than a 'Drag Queen' doll? Besides if it was going to be a cross dressing doll, it would be Ken in that outfit?

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  8. Alas.....I wish my eye lashes looked half as good as these.

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  9. I read somewhere that Barbie will NOT be anatomically correct for a Drag Queen. But then, neither is Ken really.

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    1. It's a damn shame really. Not even a small one?

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  10. Anonymous9/11/2012

    She looks glamorous!

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  11. does it tuck when you pull the string?

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    1. Tuck? Not only tucks but also starts to lip synch for it's life!

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  12. I always thought Barbie WAS a drag queen.....

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  13. Great minds think alike, sweetie! I honestly hadn't seen this wehn I posted my little tribute to The Blonds! Abso-bloody-lutely fantabulosa, dear! Jx

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  14. Couldn't agree more. Shall we par take of a gin now?

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