Thursday, September 13, 2012

Crotchvertising?

There is one thing the Mistress enjoys seeing, and that's creative advertising that is selling a product, but just barely mentioned in the ad. I came across these very creative and racy advertisements for watches and thought to myself, "Mistress, I don't ever remember getting hot over an ad for watches!!!!" I say we should see more crotchvertising! Take a grander...a few of the gents may even signal you as to the time............

I can't help but think how prominent his large watch looks!


There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. Why this must apply to the Mistress.

 
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.

 
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike!!!


The world embarrasses me, and I cannot dream that this watch exists and has no watchmaker.

 
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

You have to admit....it did grab your attention now didn't it? The watches sillies!

21 comments:

  1. Wow.
    I need a watch really badly.

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  2. Um, what watches? ;-)

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  3. Beats "Tick-a-tick-a-Timex" anyaday! Jx

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    1. Reminds me of P town. Tic Toc, Tic Toc, down at the dick dock!

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    2. Well hon, you wouldn't have needed a watch down at that dock! I do love these though, very cool.

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  4. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking indeed, no?
    mmm

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    1. I could go many places with this, but will pass for now.

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  5. Its kinda difficult to focus on the watches with these pictures, specially the one with the yellow sweater!

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  6. The second is way hot! I may need to see closer up the big hand!

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  7. Great shots!!!! You were always into winding watches weren't you?

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  8. He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike!!! I am thinking it will! Cool post.

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  9. Bowties and green vemet pants are cool.

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  10. I wonder what happens at a stroke past midnight?

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  11. On the other hand, I can be dictated by a nice watch.

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  12. The Perfect Way to keeps one's eye on the time!!! "SEX o'clock!" you say??? ;{>

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  13. I love when I can tell a guy the time buy my crotch! It is hugh noon most days!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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