There is one thing the Mistress enjoys seeing, and that's creative advertising that is selling a product, but just barely mentioned in the ad. I came across these very creative and racy advertisements for watches and thought to myself, "Mistress, I don't ever remember getting hot over an ad for watches!!!!" I say we should see more crotchvertising! Take a grander...a few of the gents may even signal you as to the time............
I can't help but think how prominent his large watch looks!
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. Why this must apply to the Mistress.
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike!!!
The world embarrasses me, and I cannot dream that this watch exists and has no watchmaker.
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
You have to admit....it did grab your attention now didn't it? The watches sillies!